You have been warned!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by yachtsmanbill, Mar 10, 2018.

  1. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Found this to be ironic and true! ws

    WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

    A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
    the woman behind the counter and said,
    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
    ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
    ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'

    Relieved, the man asked about the types.

    The saleslady replied:
    'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
    Which one would you prefer?'

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
    The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'

    The Catholic type supports the masses;
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
    The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

    Oh and

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
    to define bra sizes?

    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    {A} Almost Boobs.
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain.
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen
    and I can't get up!

    Send this to all that will appreciate it!

    oh They forgot the German bra.

    Holtzemfromfloppen!!



    Don't forget the anti seize!

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  2. pphil

    pphil Well-Known Member

    over the shoulder boulder holders............

    scott
     
  3. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Ztopsemfromzagging. German word for bra
     
  4. telriv

    telriv Founders Club Member

    over the shoulder pebble holders
     
  5. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Woodja believe its really busthalter in German?? ws
     
  6. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    Double barrel slingshot!
     
  7. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    I hope I dont get into trouble here, but this seems to be a hot topic these days. Keep an eye on yer "kids"... ws

    The attached file contains an amazing, very short, dash cam video showing the recent kidnapping of a Islamic sex slave on the outskirts of Zahra Afghanistan. Watch closely as you'll see the abduction takes place very quickly. Scary. Could this happen in Canada or the USA?

    https://mail2.spectrum.net/index.php/mail/viewmessage/getattachment/uniqueId/33008/account/0/filenameOriginal/Islamic Kidnapping.mp4/filenameModified/Islamic Kidnapping.mp4?


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