you got a 454 in there?

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 72 pet chicken, Aug 21, 2003.

  1. 72 pet chicken

    72 pet chicken i dont wanna be a pirate!

    went out to cruise the primer bucket yesterday and stoped off at jack to get some stuffed jalepeno's and taquitos (gotta love american mexican food) and this guy in an old rustang pulls up next to me. he sees my 72 lark and says, "hey nice chevelle... is there a 454 in there? (even though it clearly says "skylark 350" on the rear quarters) i say "no its got a buick 350 in it." then he says, why did you put a buick motor in there? :spank: then i say... "uuuhhhhh cause its a buick skylark, not a chevelle" then he trys to backpeddle and says, thats right huh? what color are you gonna paint it?" then i tell him... "i donno, i was thinking the same color as your "cougar." :TU: then i just laughed a little and got in my. he didnt have much to say after that.

    :grin:

    pete:TU:
     
  2. Bad Boattail

    Bad Boattail Guest

    Way to go.:TU:
    That was the best answer ever!
    Rub it in when they don't want to listen :pp
     
  3. Buick_350X

    Buick_350X Guest

    I kinda feel bad as last night I finally realized what that blue bomber of my friend moms car we use to drive 11 years ago. It was beat up 67-68 350 skylark in blue. It was a fast car but we use to laugh at him as it sat so low, gas would shoot out the gas cap when it hit it.

    If I knew then what I know now.

    I think it went to junk yard heaven. SHe got an early 80's regal with a 3.8 that ran well, exept for the coolant running out of the tail pipe.

    Matt :puzzled:
     
  4. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    I had some id-jut the other nite preaching to me how the Buick/Olds/Pontiac 455's were all the same

    I asked him if he knew the bore/stroke #'s, rod lengths, crank journal sizes, cam bearing sizes, lifter bore diameter differences between engines....??

    Huh ??? Well do ya ??? (I sure as heck dont....)

    ....Soo thats why after asking I reached into my pocket and took out my cell phone, answered, and said "Hi Warren !!! Hold on a sec....."

    and said to Mr. KnowItAll...."Scuuze me....its Warren Johnson. He's got some questions about the new motor I built for him"


    :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh:
     
  5. pglade

    pglade Well-Known Member

    Well--there's also what I call the "generic big block" response or comment you get from some of these guys...."I had one of those,, had the 450 MOTOR in it!" That way they are covered whether it's a 455 or a 454. Patton
     
  6. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    "When did Chevy make a 455?" is my current favorite
     
  7. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    I like the comeback line: "Chevelle huh? Tell me, did your mother have any children that lived?"
     
  8. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    I also like to ask them if their mother lifts weights. Then when they look at you sideways, say, I was just wondering how she raised a dumbell like you.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  9. Bad Boattail

    Bad Boattail Guest

    This German looked at my Boattail for a while and said:

    Too bad it isn't the one with the split-window................

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  10. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    hoo

    man, that's just sad!
     
  11. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    Did he mean the Vette, or the Beetle, I wonder?
     
  12. Bad Boattail

    Bad Boattail Guest

    Beetle......................it was a German after all..:pp

    But to be honest, a lot of people here in Europe think a Boattail is a Corvette. Well it is, but on heavy steroids...:laugh:
     
  13. RWarrior

    RWarrior 2.25$/us gallon GRRRRRR

    it's like the 350.. Many of my friends(in the 20's) did'nt know there was 4 kind of 350...:error: And don't ask them who to find wich one it is...
     
  14. Dr Olds

    Dr Olds Crush that Mustang!!!!

    Nobody brought this one up. How many times have you Olds guys had to try to explain to some rockhead that a 442 does not have a 442cid motor? I love the cougar comment to mr rustang. Good one!:blast: Mustang seen one seen them all!
     
  15. Chris Lott

    Chris Lott 4 speed finally

    I think my favorite is how any B-O-P motor is a "rocket motor." I swear I had 4 or 5 people comment on BOTH my cars (455 and 350) about how those rocket motors sure ran good or they used to have a rocket 455/350. :rolleyes:
     
  16. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    On a similar note, I have had discussions with Ford guys who tell me I'm nuts when I say the 429 and the 428 actually both displaced 428 cid.

    Another great discussion is when somebody talks to me about my car and says," I bought one just like it new. I'll never forget it, my first brand new car. Boy did I love that '77 Buick" :laugh:

    " I had one just like that, except it was white, had a four speed and was a '65 Pontiac" is another fascinating converstation:puzzled:


    yeah my Dad bought a car just like mine last year, except it's gray, is a hardtop with a V6, and it's a Mercury.:grin:
     
  17. NOTNSS

    NOTNSS Gold Level Contributor

    Chris,

    A kid said just that to me last weekend...

    Another one: "I used to have a Buick with a Wildcat 455 in it".
     
  18. Buick_350X

    Buick_350X Guest

    Them rockets were good motors. But they should be easily pick out of the bunch with their intake the size of a VW.

    I was given a 76 Gutlass with a 350 rocket a long long time ago and I could stick it in first and smoke the tire for half a block with well over 100Gs.

    Matt :puzzled:
     

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