for ONE WHOLE YEAR I listened to Yardstick tell anyone and everyone around how he treed me at Englishtown HE suggested the grudge match, not I. I didn't want to..... I know I cut horrible lights As weeks passed leading up to the BPG Nats, he berated me to no end. Finally.....I could take no more and the bet ($20) was on. I think the best light I EVER cut in 11 years of racing was a .7xx - no wonder he was Sooooo Smug HA !!!! I RIPPED THE Christmas Tree out and WHIPPED HIM with it !!!! I Cut a .547 to HIS .7 ?? .8 ?? :sleep: Hello Yardman ?? you can wake up NOW !!!! Me , gloat ??? o No: :laugh: :moonu: :beer
:laugh: :laugh: :beer Attaboy Alan! BTW, is it too late for me to get those BPG pics to you? Been so busy buying a new house, I just haven't sat down long enough to find a cd to burn. But I can do it tonight and mail it tomorrow if you still want copies. PM me your mailing address too.
Alan, I think the Yardstick was adjusting his "CLIMATE CONTROL". The boy just can't keep his hands off KNOBS!!!!!!! ...........Ya caught him with his "PANTS DOWN" (which in Yardleys case.......that's not that unusual!!!!!!!) *He's got a rare talent..........you try drag racing with your pants down around your ankles and a SHEEP on your lap!!!!!! :moonu: MOON' :moonu:
Between getting Dolly to lie down so he could see....(Baaaa Baaaaa) .and him twisting those A/C knobs wondering why hot air was blowing (Was it Dolly breathin' Heavy ??) I think I might have taken advantage of our YardBird - So I ddin't take his money Dave - I'll take whatever I can get, If not for the DVD then for the BPG Library I've whipsered in JW's ears about. Im still going to do a calendar of some sort even if its on my Color printer, So, Stills are always welcome !!!
Tous Chez! Well, at least I cut 3 awesome lights during the eliminations. All .5xx. I've been dissed...:moonu:
Hey, maybe his reaction time seemed slow due to him smoking his tires before moving forward and tripping the light? Oh, wait, that's right, (ahem, falsetto voice), "It won't go!". :moonu: :laugh:
If I know Alan He's got a couple of "Dolly videos" up his sleeve. I don't even want to think about what happened behind the closed doors of the Red Roof Inn.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ou:
Larry, didn't you and I get our room for "FREE" in Salem after we complained about the "SHEEP" sqeeling noises comming from their room !!!!!!!!!!!! And the SMELL!!!!!!!!!! We've booked next years room at the opposite end of the hotel from those SHEPERDS !!!!!!!!!!!:moonu: :moonu: :moonu: :moonu:
Go ahead. Laugh it up, funny men. But when I bolt a cruise missile to the roof of the Riv and do the 1/4 in 3 seconds, I'll have the last laugh. Especially when I roast Alan in the staging lanes behind me! :moonu: I just hope that rocket turns out to be a dud or I'll light up like a "christmas tree" at the far end. Man this thread is a riot! :laugh:
