What's he selling here?

Hmm......whaddya think?

 

You're Right

Or...

Nyaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! ou:

Edit = You're right, Dana. That was just wrong. How's this edited pic?

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sick, sick, sick

 

I can't belive

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOME IS BIDDING ON HER PANTIES!!!!! :jd:
OKAY GUYS FESS UP! who is the wanna be Pole hugger? :grin: ONLY IN AMERICA! :moonu:
Don

 

really it's not me... I was just kidding

 

Interested party hired me to do a buyers inspection. Here's my results:
1. Endura bumpers are sagging and need work.
2. Exhaust has been tampered with.
3. Non original engine (pubic inches) was a 400, now bored to a 455.
4. Body work is a MAACO special - looks great from 25 feet away.
5. Car is a GTO clone - original TA t-ts and a--
6. Drivability poor - ridden hard and put away wet.
7. Permanent stains in back seat will not come clean.
8. Bra on the bumpers is there to hide flaws.
9. Notice how she is staring at the shift knob - please wear gloves when driving.
10. Up close rear end looks like 150 lbs. of chewed bubble gum.
11. Early computer was installed. Lacks memory and intelligence. Does not help drivability.
12. Looks much better with a car cover over it.
13. High maintenance, low performance.
Comments, in closing, I talked to the former owner. He is probably the most intelligent, sophisticated guy in the universe.

 

The sad thing is......its a IMPROVEMENT!! :shock:

 

Those new DISC brakes can really stop this GOAT fast...........But look what it did to my panties !!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Mercy sakes alive..........thats soooo wrong :spank:

I want to say publicly that I find that use of a Buick icons image to be morally reprehensable. :rant:

At least there's no farm animals involved........or is there? o No:

besides.....Yardley has nicer legs than that.....uh.......thing


D. uzzled:

 

You know, I did wait a while before actually hitting "Submit" on that one...methinks you're right, so I've cleaned it up a bit...

 

You are good man sir.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.

FYI, in case any of you guys want to know. That "womans" name is Jessie Jane, she's an adult film star. The ONLY reason I know that is cause she was on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago.
Please no flames cause we listen to Howard. Thanks

Beth :grin:

 

Gotta agree with you, James......and I've actually SEEN Yardley in a Speedo! :eek2: :laugh:

 

store bought?

Whatever it is he's selling or advertising...I think maybe you can get them things bought at the store...U KNOW STORE BOUGHT, NOT HOME GROWN.....Is that Jessica Simpson with Lance armstrong's car...I dunno...I am flabergasted! Later gator! :rant: :rant: :rant:

 

i wonder which one has more miles . :laugh:

 

Here is a picture from Howard Stern's site of Jessie Jane. I think this must be a different Jessie Jane. However, look at the picture in the background. That might be her. p

 

I represent the mullet comment. Not all of us are that way, but it sure is a nice excuse !!!

Mike

 

Yoiks, a push-up feather halter!!! Just when you think you've seen everything...

EDIT: Or are them thangs surgically fixed in that position???

 

I think that top is politically incorrectly referred to as an "native american wife beater".