What would be some cool names for new cars?

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Carl Rychlik, Feb 2, 2004.

  1. Carl Rychlik

    Carl Rychlik Let Buick Light Your Fire

    Now here's another question: What would be some cool names for new cars? Some suggestions would be:

    Phantom
    Thrasher
    Brawler

    Anybody have any other names?
     
  2. RAMLARK

    RAMLARK Well-Known Member

    how about:
    Disposable
    Worthlessin3years GT
    Recall Galore
    OnStar Comegetme
     
  3. recluse_71

    recluse_71 Guest

    ,,

    Honda of questionable masculinity
    Ford bang and smoke
    Chevy PJ-4 (Product of Japan, 4 mile warranty)
    Pontiac Montezuma's Revenge
    Mitsubishi Error-11
    Scion CC (Corrugated Cardboard)
    I have no clue what a scion is or who makes it but it came up during my thought process when i was typing
     
  4. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    THE LOSER :eek2: :laugh:
     
  5. OLDS442GM

    OLDS442GM Going Fast With Class!

    Lets see...for GM I would say the "ditto" (cause they all look the same)

    for Ford I would say "SOS" (same ol'...well you know :laugh: )

    The Chevy "hampster"
    The Ford "guinea pig"
    The Pontiac "wanna-be"
    The Olds "whats that?"
    The Cadillic "its not a truck I swear"
    The Buick "carbon copies"
    The Saturn "on another planet"
    The GMC "NAC" (not a chevy)
    The dodge "its got a hemi"
    The audi "TP" (you guys should know what TP is) :laugh:
    The BMW "0U812"
    The Chrystler "bon fire"

    Thats all I can come up with for now :laugh:

    hope you guy's like :TU:
     
  6. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    The SUX 2000

    Oh wait, wasn't that from RoboCop?
     
  7. RAMLARK

    RAMLARK Well-Known Member

    since alot of "American" cars are built in Mexico or
    Canada:
    Chevy Chimichanga
    Pontiac Puerto Vallarta
    Olds Ontario
    Mercury Montreal
    Ford Fajita
    no offense intended to Canadian or Mexican
    Buick brothers.
     
  8. Freedster

    Freedster Registered User (2002)

    How about the PontiChevaBuick "Cookie Cutter"? The "Melted JellyBean"?

    Actually, I'd like Lutz to have the cojones to come out with a new "Buick GS400".

    - Freed
     
  9. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car

    Wraith
    Dominator
    Predator
    Tarantula
    Venom
    Raptor
    Wasp
     
  10. Keith Conkle

    Keith Conkle Once you go Black........

    CRUSADER....................:bglasses: ....sometimes I impress even myself........:laugh:
     
  11. TuBBeD

    TuBBeD Well-Known Member

    Scion is a Toyota company. Those cars look like sh!t.
     
  12. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    LEXUS backwards= SUXEL
    FOCUS backwards= SUCOF

    D.
     
  13. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    No Truzi it was the 6000 SUX :eek2:

    :shock: but WTF it's as good a name as any!!!!!!!!!!! :puzzled:
     
  14. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    yes it would be great if it was buick powered not just another
    small block SHIVY powered P.O.S like the GTO :eek2: :shock:


    FORD backwards DROF or Driver Returns On Foot :eek2:
     
  15. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!


    That funny
     
  16. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    The 2005 Buick Gran "there's no @#$% d on the end you moron" Sport.

    Yeah, the name plate would take up the whole rear of the car, but I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
    -- Steve
     
  17. jamyers

    jamyers 2 gallons of fun

    Real Car Name Guidelines

    This from my archived "Real Cars Have:..." list from an old newsgroup:

    ---------------------------

    Real Cars have a Real Name.

    Either:
    1) one that conjures up images of speed/ power; LeSabre, Galaxie, Wildcat, Charger, Skylark, Barracuda, Mustang, Corvette, Dart, Lancer, Marlin, Demon.
    Or 2) a name that sets an image or conveys the purpose of the car. Valiant, Imperial, Royal, Swinger, Scamp, Duster and *Turnpike Cruiser.*
    3) a name that has some real meaning, connected with the car itself; Z28, GS455, 442, R/T, Trans Am, TR6, etc,

    But NOT:
    1) a name conjuring up images of harmony and togetherness; Accord, Civic, Prelude, Tempo, Stanza, Legacy, vigor.
    2) a name made up of words having no meaning; Maxima, Tercel, Corolla, Previa, etc, What the hell is Justy? Cordia? Tredia? Paseo? Passat? Supra? Celica? Montero? Golf? (well, that one has a meaning, but it's NOT automotive) Worse, what's a Camry, a Cressida, a Tercel, a Corolla? Toyota is one of the worst with this.
    3) non-words that are supposed to evoke some emotion or something (yeh, right) such as: Integra, Impreza, Loyale, Galant, Prizm (not a word--the optical device is spelled with an "s.")
     
  18. Duane

    Duane Member

    Carl,
    I always wanted to build a custom 2-seater mid engined Big Block Buick and call it the Phantom. I have been talking about making one for years, the same thing happened before I started building the X-Camino. You might see it yet.
    Duane
     
  19. bigdoug

    bigdoug Active Member

    all the new cars shoulld be names after the designer so we would have an easier time figuring out who to blame or congratulate some of the ugly new stuff makes me:ball: :ball: :ball: ho about taking 2 3800s and making them into a V12 7.6 liters of supercharged fun
     
  20. Freedster

    Freedster Registered User (2002)

    Re: Real Car Name Guidelines

    I'd add under "NOT":

    4) a collection of letters and numbers that aren't words and only make sense to people that know the brand such as Q45, 740iL, 190E, 300m and IS300.

    - Freed
     

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