I got this email. Don't know if it's true but this physician swears that these are actual comments made by patients during colonoscopies (not a fun procedure I'm told). Believe it or an urban legend, they're still funny: 1. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before. 2. Find Emilia Earhart yet? 3. Can you hear me now? 4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 5. You know, in West Virginia we're now legally married. 6. Any sign of those trapped miner's yet? 7. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and................. 8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels. 9. If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit! 10. Hey doc, let me know if you find my dignity. and finally: 11. Doc, could you please write a note for me to my wife and assure her that my head is, in fact, not up there?!
"Should we call the Nuclear Regulatory Commission?" "Doc could you put that sandwich down and pay attention?"
"Have you found my keys yet?" "That wasn't me!" "Do you eat before or after your appointments?" "I hope that guy before me dropped some of that chocolate he was eating on the floor or you need a mop+bucket, stat!" "Does this count as second base?" "Whoa there doc, warm those fingers up first!"
Well Now 1) Hey Doc you could have taken me to dinner first and some flowers, 2) Jessh Doc You could have taken off all your rings and your watch! 3) We Lost the remote at home , Tell me if you find it! 4) Hey Doc, When you got your degree did they give you a fire plug for a hand!? 5) Doc does this mean we have taken our relationship to the next level? :jd: 6) Hey Doc, I Lost the keys to my car and my wife says they are up my A&#, Prove her wrong ! :moonu: 7) Now I know why I LIKE WOMEN!! :eek2:
