15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR WIFE IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but not least 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper inhere!"
A guy that I used to work with once went into a Walmart pretended to have fallen over, then an employee came over to help him up she asked "are you okay" he replied "oh yeah, I was just hit by the falling prices" :laugh: :laugh:. I guess she was less than thrilled. Patrick
That's good stuff but it wouldn't work here. Most of the employees don't speak english. But then again...I could get away with more! :laugh:
16 - Keep your eye on your cart. When I go there, park my cart, and walk 5 feet away to get something, an employee takes the cart and restocks the shelves immediately. Of course they are never around if you want them.
I remember something similar....but at a bank drive thru window..... ......pull up and ask for a Big Mac, Large Fries and a Diet Coke (I've done this one.....for some reason they dont find it funny o No: ) .....wait in line and then ask for change of a nickel
I did do......... I was at Sears and was in the changing room and after about 5 mintues I did yell out "Can someone Please get me a roll of toilet paper please!" and when I came out I said out loud that they don't even have a sink in there! Afterwards I watched the Sales clerk reaction as he walked over with caution and push the door open very slowly and I could see the scared look on his face turn to relief after finding nothing in the booth! The funny thing is that when I came out my Wife was no where to be found? I don't know why? . o No: . The other fuuny thing was the look on the peoples faces as I came out :eek2: . It is a sure fire way of making sure that you will never hear your wife ask you to go shopping with her again! :TU: Now I get to see the Football games or Nascar on a Sunday afternoon while my Wife is out shopping! :laugh: I have to try a few of the other ideas tho! Thanks for the Ideas! Don P.S. If you do this you can rest assured the the Stores Security will keep an eye on you while your in the store.
Got to the toy section and set up the army men and play war with my two boys while the wife finishes shopping!
I did once hide inside the round rack of clothes while Wifey wasn't looking.....when she reched in, I grabbed her hand and she let out a scream I'll never forget :eek2: ....took about a year before she admitted it was kinda funny o No:
Alan, THAT is my kind of humor! Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount >>item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain >>is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to >>produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. >> >> While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of >>Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for >>cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger >>Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is >>important." >> So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine: >> 12. Chateau Traileur Parc >> 11. White Trashfindel >> 10. Big Red Gulp >> 9. Grape Expectations >> 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" >> 7. NASCARbernet >> 6. Chef Boyardeaux >> 5. Peanut Noir >> 4. Chateau des Moines >> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! >> 2. World Championship Riesling >> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . >> 1. Nasti Spumante >> The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white >>meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).
