Vodka Who Knew?

I found this interesting so thought I'd share :TU:

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.



2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the
caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The
alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the
alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade
and prevents rusting.



5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.



8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a
Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy,
refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal
the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.



11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka
on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.



14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain

16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!!

 

Sounds like Alcohol abuse to me!!! HHmm? it's friday, been a long week, I'm thinkin' a couple cocktails myself!!

Bruce

 

So......Vodka cleans up Vodka???? :jd:

At least that's what happens when I drink Vodka! ou:


Jim :Brow:

 

Is this from the Russian "how to" book?

 

I prefer to

waste my vodka with dry vermouth!!! :laugh:

 

All the properties that are described as functions of Vodka are just from its alcoholic content. You can do the same with the 99 cent bottle of rubbing alcohol from the corner market. Well, except drink it.

This e-mail must have been started by the Vodka industry!

 

Now, there is finally a list of uses for cheap vodka.

 

When I was in college we used to buy cheap vodka (Popov, Bukoff) and the cheapest beer we could find (PBR, Milwaukee's Best, Piels, etc). We'd mix the beer with powdered Country Time lemonade mix. We'd use this concoction as the mixer for the cheap vodka. It didn't taste that bad, actually, although the next mornings could sometimes be rough. Had I known vodka could be used to clean up vomit, we coulda used what was left the next morning (if there was any). :Smarty:

 

LOL :laugh:

 

i understand vodka can be used to deice a windshield or door lock and can be added to gasoline as an octane booster. so now i need to ad a bottle of potato whiskey to my tool box along with the duct tape and WD....... :beer hmmmm, duct tape, WD-40 and vodka sounds like one of my dates back in my younger days