Ummmm....GTO $99,000

Discussion in 'Cars and Parts For Sale Leads' started by 1972Mach1, Aug 28, 2020.

  1. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    So, to all those "worst car ad ever" contests, may I present:

    https://helena.craigslist.org/cto/d/helena-1970-pontiac-gto/7185193582.html

    1970 Pontiac GTO - $99,000 (Helena)
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    © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
    1970 pontiac gto

    condition: excellent
    cylinders: 8 cylinders
    drive: rwd
    fuel: gas
    odometer: 169000
    paint color: custom
    size: full-size
    title status: clean
    transmission: automatic
    type: coupe

    Great car!

    This classic has lived in Montana continuously for many years and expects to remain here. It has never been garaged at a principal residence in Boonville, North Carolina, but if you want to travel the 2,170 miles to check out the property for sale there, this beauty will take you there in style -- just be ready to pay more than the 133 bucks in gas estimated by MapQuest.

    If you want more information or directions to Boonville, give me a call. No texts, please.

    All proceeds above owner's cost will be donated to the Montana Food Bank Network.
     
  2. Houmark

    Houmark Well-Known Member

    Hmm.. I know for a fact I'm a little dumb, okay stupid then, but I don't get it? Please mansplain it to me..
     
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  3. Houmark

    Houmark Well-Known Member

    Maybe there is something in the water in that area?
     
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  4. OHC JOE

    OHC JOE Mullet Mafia since 2020

    Well you all know how those guys are in Montana:)
     
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  5. BYoung

    BYoung Stage me

    I think the magic stuff is actually in Boonville. They know how to grow it in Appalachia.
     
  6. buicksWILD

    buicksWILD Well-Known Member

    I'll pay him $200,000 for that car!
     
  7. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Toss in the 300 acres with the 6 bedroom brick house and 60X80 Morton building, in N.C. and we'll call it a deal!:eek: No Charge for the gas! ws

    Sounds like a deal from YKW/what
     
  8. Golden Oldie 65

    Golden Oldie 65 Well-Known Member

    He doesn’t even mention if it’s a RAlll or RAlV. There’s a significant difference in value between them
     
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  9. JoeBlog

    JoeBlog Platinum Level Contributor

    For $99K, all I get is distance shots? If that ain’t the definition of a “20 footer” I’m gonna need a new dictionary.

    The description basically says “give me $99K, I’ll donate it to the food bank, and the car remains here.”

    sounds like a bargain at twice the price!
     
  10. Luxus

    Luxus Gold Level Contributor

    Is pot legal in Montana? I'm thinking it is. Would also explain the missing phone number despite him saying give me a call for more info.
     
  11. Gallagher

    Gallagher Founders Club Member

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  12. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    Decriminalized here, basically you can have an 1/8 on you (depending on county) and it's a warning..... here you go, if you click on the "reply" button and click show phone number, it pops up. Not that you need it, but if somebody wants to call him, I bet the entertainment factor is going to be huge. o_O;): (406) 546-0017
     
  13. rolliew

    rolliew Well-Known Member

    What in the hell is this guy babbling about? It's like I'm talking to my son.

    principal residence in Boonville, North Carolina, but if you want to travel the 2,170 miles to check out the property for sale there, this beauty will take you there in style -- just be ready to pay more than the 133 bucks in gas estimated by MapQuest.
     
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  14. no1oldsfan

    no1oldsfan Well-Known Member

    Non original color and 100k? People are just crazy.
    Amen. What in the world is he saying?
     
  15. no1oldsfan

    no1oldsfan Well-Known Member

    Doesn't even look like a Ram Air car to me. Here let me check the under hood pictures...
     

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