The best kill story ever!

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by Single Stage, May 11, 2007.

  1. Single Stage

    Single Stage Stage 1?

    Ok, not a buick story, but its still hilarious. Ok my friend just got a new acura rsx-s and hes says, lets go try it out. Well, its late in the afternoon and just about to get dark. We were headed to an old bottom to check it out. We get there and its dark now. No one is around so he launches it. First gear, second gear,.....now at about 60, third gear......bout 75 and then we see something in the road!!! It was a huge rabbit. It turned around when it heard us coming and it scared it really bad obviously. It jumped straight up in the air (I mean straight up) about 4 feet. I didnt know they could jump that high. Anyways, instead of us running over it, it actually hit the windshield and ramped over the car. It scared us pretty bad too. When we turned around, it was laying in the middle of the road with its feet in the air. Thinking back on it, its probably one of the funniest things Ive ever seen in person. Theres my kill story.:grin:
     
  2. buickjunkie

    buickjunkie Well-Known Member

    Mmmmmmmmmm Road Kill my favorite dinner meal:eek2:
    Just Kidding
    Bruce
     
  3. Eric B

    Eric B John 3:16

    :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for helping to reduce the rabbit population! There are swarms of rabbits in my yard every night, they eat everything, flowers, shrubs, etc...... I once hit an owl at night, flew up in front of the car, bounced off the fender and winshield.
     
  4. gstewart

    gstewart Well-Known Member

    back in 1981, in a town named smooth rock falls, ontario, i saw a datsun 260z that had tried to drive between the legs of a moose. hell of a mess for the windshield & the roof. one dead moose also.
     
  5. Eric B

    Eric B John 3:16

    Moose? Here is a moose kill from Ontario. Reportedly the driver survived with just a broken wrist.
     
    Last edited: May 8, 2009
  6. Single Stage

    Single Stage Stage 1?

    Reckon the moose survived? :Do No:
     
  7. 71buickskylark

    71buickskylark Buicks kick A$$!!

    I think that moose is just taking a long nap... :sleep:
     
  8. Johny Bee O

    Johny Bee O Well-Known Member

    Oh my god...
     
  9. 65specialconver

    65specialconver kennedy-bell MIA

    P.E.T.A. and Bob Barker are gonna get you guys!!!:rant: my son rolled my blazer trying not to hit a deer(giant land rat).he called us (at 4am)drove out to the site.i calmly pointed out the bullet-proof military brush guard on the front of my upside down blazer & said,dude(then in a louder voice)WTF!!!???hit it next time,we have a freezer!!!:Dou:
     
  10. Hector

    Hector '79 Buick Limited

    That's pretty good Jamie:TU:
     
  11. Sergeant Major

    Sergeant Major Biggest Nut in the Can

    Many yrs ago when I was in high school, my parents bought a '72 skylark. Where we lived there was nothing but roads(new housing development in florida) so my brother and I decided to take mom's new car out for a spin. Well we were haulin butt down a back road and we saw what we thought was a rather large stick in the road in the distance. My brother guns :3gears: the car and lo and behold we ended up running over a gator. Nice.. we got a good butt whippin :spank: for the dents in the front of the car. So much for having gator for dinner. The dam thing ran off into the bush. Dad took our licenses for a month.
     
  12. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    my parents bought a '72 skylark. Where we lived there was nothing but roads(new housing development in florida)

    wouldn't have been the GDC development in Palm Bay by any chance, would it?
     
  13. waco84gn

    waco84gn Active Member

    Badass kill story. I love it when the good guy always wins.

    Good luck,

    Jerry
     

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