That thing gotta Hemi?

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by Floydsbuick, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    Okay, so it wasn't a new fake Hemi. But it was a Magnum. So I'm driving to work in the poverty capped LeSabre when I get to a stoplight behind mister-in-a-big-hurry in his Dodge Ram. The light turns green and he quickly smokes the car beside him. So next light I'm beside him. The light turns green and sure enough, mister-in-a-big-hurry nails it, but I do to. I think he was very surprised that I was running with him. Then my car hit second and I start to pull away. As I began to pull away, I looked over at him and raised my cup of coffee up like I was toasting him (which I was), and I flashed my best cheesy toothy grin. By third gear I had a pretty good lead, say about a car and a half. We both stayed in it till we went different dirrections, but the Ram tough truck never could catch me. O well, I hate it for you Mister-in-a-hurry. I hope to see you again on the way to work. Maybe you'll be traveling the same way from now on and provide me with more entertainment! Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with your truck. So don't spend all day trying to fix it. You simply did NOT run into your grandma's Buick!!!!!!!!!:3gears:
     
  2. MR.BUICK

    MR.BUICK Guest

    That's a good kill dan:beer That should teach that dodge guy to respect SBB's!:3gears: :TU:


    -Cody
     
  3. AZ-69 Skylark

    AZ-69 Skylark Well-Known Member

    If a law was passed requiring truth in advertising the Mopar guys would be shocked. That add where the Hemi beats the Lotus? Bogus. It wouldn't be allowed. Don't make crap up. Let your products speak for themselves or shut up.

    Good Kill!
     
  4. A Hemi beating a Lotus? What? I think anyone with half a brain knows that there are few Lotuses (Lotusi? haha) that a hemi-anything has a prayer of hanging with. Especially when it comes to turns!

    Then again die-hard Mopar guys have a lot of blinders on...
     
  5. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    Yabut...

    I saw it on TV, so it must be true!!:Dou:
     
  6. nailheadina67

    nailheadina67 Official Nailheader

    That comes from the same mindset that says Buick's are not musclecars. :spank:
     
  7. Most will learn otherwise at some point or another!
     

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