Stupid Fake SUV Snorkles

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 2manybuicks, Oct 14, 2019.

  1. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    I'm seeing all kinds of SUV's with those stupid snorkels, most of which are probably fake.

    Where can I get one for the GN?
     
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  2. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    Does somebody actually sell fake snorkles? I guess if there is money to be made, somebody will make fake ones.
     
  3. 436'd Skylark

    436'd Skylark Sweet Fancy Moses!!!!!

    Almost as dumb as the light bars and tow mirrors.

    Hilarious to think that only a snorkel is needed to drive underwater.. good luck with all the modules.
     
  4. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    Oh heck yeah people make them.

    For just 22.95 on e-bay, your truck or SUV can be safari ready.
     
  5. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    Imagine sucking in a bird into your motor :eek:
     
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  6. telriv

    telriv Founders Club Member

    Or hanging one half way into the inlet tube.
     
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  7. JoeBlog

    JoeBlog Platinum Level Contributor

    I dunno... they might be a good place for those “kid in the corner” dolls you see at some car shows. Just have the lower body and feet sticking out.
     
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  8. Mark Demko

    Mark Demko Well-Known Member

    I ordered 2 for my GS, should fit perfectly in the scoops/inlets in the hood, get em way up there for that ram effect:D
     
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  9. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    It doesn't matter whether they are fake or real. Nobody is going to intentionally get their driver in water deep enough to need a snorkel.
     
  10. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    Around here where I live in Alabama there are a lot of hardcore off-roaders so I am used to seeing snorkels on Jeeps, Land Rovers, Toyota Trucks, etc. But recently I have noticed snorkels on newer, completely stock SUV's that have never been off the road (unless they pulled it in the front yard to wash it!). Now I know why - fake snorkels...
     
  11. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    Sadly enough, many of the ads on e-bay and amazon call them "Ram Air Snorkels", "Ram Snorkels", etc., and talk about hp gains from taking cold air in through these little tiny tubes.
     
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  12. Mark Demko

    Mark Demko Well-Known Member

    15 horsepower per snorkel so I’ll gain 30 HP:p:rolleyes:
     
  13. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    Mark now I want to them photoshopped on your Buick lol
     
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  14. Premier 350

    Premier 350 Chris (aka Webby)

    They're popular in Australia, as it they sit in clean air above the dust, and for places like Cape York, where fording rivers is necessary.
    That said I suspect that most 4x4s here never see any of the above.
     
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  15. Mark Demko

    Mark Demko Well-Known Member

    Most don't, even with a snorkel, the computers would get soaked long before the water reaches the intake for the engine.
     
  16. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    I know on Jeep Wranglers all the electronics are waterproof and have waterproof connectors. I know driving fast through water can sometimes splash the water directly into an air intake and it doesn't take much water to hydrolock an engine. Snorkels can prevent this and driving slower through the water will prevent it too. People who have Jeeps or other vehicles for serious off-roading drive through deep water sometimes. Much deeper than you would drive your daily driver through. I know we did back when I had a Jeep.
     
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  17. sailbrd

    sailbrd Well-Known Member

    Thank you so much for this information. I really needed one for my mini van. Now I won't be ashamed of what I drive when I am around an SUV.
     
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  18. Mark Demko

    Mark Demko Well-Known Member

    Wear your snorkel with pride!
     
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