Street Racer cartoon (CAUTION LANGUAGE)

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  1. whamo

    whamo 454 71 skylark custom

  2. poison heart

    poison heart Well-Known Member

    THANKS! I looked all over for it on their site and couldn't find it.
     
  3. K0K0

    K0K0 Jamie

    Good to see it's back i still laugh every time i watch it.
    Jamie
     
  4. aussie455

    aussie455 Well-Known Member

  5. 85olds442

    85olds442 Member

    That's Funny............I don't care who you are that's funny right there!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: Typical Ricer............:idea2:
     
  6. 1BadWagon

    1BadWagon i got too many parts.....

    oh man that was so funny!!!! i just sent the link to all my friends.... i hear this crap all the time at school....:beers2:
     
  7. TABuickMike

    TABuickMike Michael Tomaszewski Jr

    Ha! My brother has this asian friend with a Nissian 350Z and he is EXACTLY like that. I've had conversations basically word for word with him like that movie with me being the dude on the right and he on the left. The "im a true street racer" part haha and how the Regal or Skylark could never keep up because they "cant corner". Not until I'm done with them :Brow: besides I can live with taking a corner slower when I could outrun it anyday.

    Always end it with, well if you were a true racer you wouldnt dare think of doing it on the street, thats what a track is for, gtfoh.
     
  8. moleary

    moleary GOD Bless America

    this is still the highlight of the day when I play this....thanks for the link Steve
     
  9. breakinbuick11

    breakinbuick11 Platinum Level Contributor

    shoulda seen the 3 ricers i saw last night..........i laughed as they wagered whos put out more torque ( i overheard the highest was 210 lbs )
     
  10. otter

    otter It'll be done someday.

    Oh man! I know a guy like that ricer, the day I met him he told me about his 10 second Acura Integra with the "JD" spec motor that was Imported into the US cuz it makes too much power to be factory installed, I sell him a MSD Sport Comp controller and a few other hop up goodies and then a couple months later complains about loosing to a twin turbo Supra, I sell him a Zex nitrous kit and a month later he comes into the store grinning cuz he just went 10's in his car! Wait a sec, I thought you were in the 10's last year? Another customer says "cool, what was your top speed". what was your 0-60 time?" He doesn't know, main thing is he ran 10's. The other customer calls him on it and says "man if I hit 10 seconds for the first time I would have my time slip memorized and I would have it with me to show everyone" I finally got a ride in it, felt like a 13 second ride by my seat of the pants meter. Had to send the link to all my V8 buds.
     
  11. poison heart

    poison heart Well-Known Member

    Import guys always think their cars are 3-4 seconds faster than they actually are. They've never been to the track or even in a car that runs a certain time so they just pull these times out of the ass. It's sad

    When I was in high school my buddy had like a 99 Neon SXT 5 speed. He did all the basic bolt ons, pulleys, programmer blah blah blah. It was probably only a 15 second car but he sure though it was quick.
     
  12. K0K0

    K0K0 Jamie

    TTT this makes me laugh.
    Jamie
     
  13. debo1970

    debo1970 Well-Known Member

    my son thought his WRX was pretty fast till i blew his doors off with my 80 chev stepside
     
  14. nailed

    nailed gone racing

  15. 1967GS340

    1967GS340 Well-Known Member

    I don't care how many times I see that. It's funny stuff!!!!

    The mechanic one is darn good too, the original ricer one is great though!
     
  16. Heavy D

    Heavy D Well-Known Member

    The mechanic one is the best! I see these idiots every week at all the shops I go to as a sales rep. :gp:
     
  17. N360LL

    N360LL milehi71Stage1

    The mechanic on is what I really want to say when I see them at the shop and talk to them on the phone. It's a daily occurance. I always want to know what the "customer" does for a living and if they get paid to work or always do work for free. What happens when they make a mistake; are there consequences or not?

    The political stuff is good as well. Nothing like a stereotype and the comedy that comes from that cornell of truth that make something funny.
     
  18. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member

    Hahahaha! Wow! How did I miss these? The ricer one is the greatest.

    "F that man, these are not Supra's"

    That line was golden.
     
  19. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member

    Found another that's not posted.

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  20. K0K0

    K0K0 Jamie

    Thx Rockstarr that was sweet:TU:
    Jamie
     

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