A man is pulled over for speeding by a rookie police officer. THe officer walks up to the car and asks the man, "May I see your license?" The man replies, "I don't have one. It was suspended after I got my 5th D.U.I." The cop says, "May I see the owners record?" The man replies, "There is no records. I stole this car. I can check in the glovebox, I might have seen it in there when I put my gun in there." The officer replies, "There's a gun in the glovebox?!" "Yes, I put it in there after I killed the owner and put the body in the trunk." "THERE'S A BODY IN THE TRUNK!?!?!?!?" Nervous, the rookie called the captain and soon there was many cars on the scene. The officer went up to the car and asked, "May I see your drivers license?" The man gave it to him and it was valid. "May I see the owners records?" The man gave the officer the records and they were also valid. "May I check the glovebox?" The man agrees and the officer checks the glovebox and there is no gun. "May I check the trunk?" The man pops the trunk and there is no body. The officer walks back to the car and says, "I had an officer call up saying that you were driving without a license, that there were no owners records, that there was a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." The man replies, "Yeah, I bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!" Use this to get out of speeding tickets.
im just the person to try something like that. dont tempt me! im always mesing with cashiers and ticket takers!
