sorry yall but had to post this. funny

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by TXGS, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    here you go guys!
     

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  2. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :puzzled: :Do No: do they come in .45 caliber :Do No: :puzzled:

    hell I'll take 10 boxes :Brow: :laugh: :TU:
     
  3. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    I have a couple of customers that could use a full clip of those.
     
  4. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

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    :grin: Phil that was great! Thanks for the laugh!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. Chris Lott

    Chris Lott 4 speed finally

    Good one Phil :laugh: Got me laughin.
     
  6. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    I should send that to my ex-workplace.
     
  7. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    now I did not say to pull out your desert eagle 50 cal. and order a set for it and seek revenge! although maybe some people deserve such revenge.
     
  8. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    Remember the commercial...

    I remember the commercial where the spokesperson said, "But don't take my word for it". Which is a really nice way of saying,"Go shove one up your a$$!!":shock: :puzzled:
     
  9. JET455

    JET455 I'm a work in progress!

    That is Funny!:laugh:
     
  10. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    No no no. I just had to deal with pleanty of assholes all day. This would be just the thing to clear up the situation. Shooting people is so impersonal. Have we lost touch so much with our roots? If I was going to kill them, I'd do it slowly, with my bare hands, to feel their lives crushed beneath my very fingers. Killing them with a weapon of any sort would be like sending them a fuitcake for the holidays: it fulfills the requirement, but the sentiment's not really there. I have more respect for them than that.
     
  11. rtabish

    rtabish Well-Known Member

    yes, but do they respect you in the morning?
     
  12. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    Chris, did we miss our therapy session?:puzzled: :shock: :af:

    at the local watering hole?:beer :beer :beer

    Just had a blast at our meeting this afternoon with the boss. He wanted to know why we were over budget last quarter by $542K. I told him, "I don't know I don't make the budget. Why don't you ask that idiot?" Boy did he NOT like that answer! Turns out that the bean counter that he is decides the maintenance budget. Talk about the wolves guarding the hen house!!:af: :af: :af: :af: :puzzled:
     
  13. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    LOL! That reminds me of the last company meeting I was at, last spring. At the shop I used to run , the engineers would submit work requests to me, and if they didn't know the correct parameters for the part, they would fill in the blank space for that parameter, "TBD" on the paperwork, which means: "To Be Determined", which translated, meant, "Chris will figure it out".:af: Like I'M the engineer, right? So I'd tell them, look I don't know what you need for this part, you have to give me something here, and they would say "just make it work" Gee, I want THAT job- I can tell people to just make it work. But I'm responsible for this stuff, or I used to be, so I'd do what I could...at the Company meeting, the subject of some rejected parts came up, and they came from my shop. I explained that I was doing the best I could, given that I had no guidelines for making a quality part, I had to use a best guess on an R+D project, and well, now we know what NOT to do, but I'm not taking responsibility for the failure, talk to the engineer who can't be bothered to give me the right numbers. And the President said "But it came from your shop. When are we gonna get the re-makes?" I said "You'll have to talk to my boss about scheduling; I don't make the deadlines and I can't put other projects on hold." To which he said, "I'm asking YOU". So I said, "Oh, I don't know, put me down for a TBD" :moonu:
     
  14. Shortymac83

    Shortymac83 Not Your Father's Olds!

    Ah yes, but Chris, the fruitcake would be enough for me to run away screaming from you! heehee.
     
  15. dave64

    dave64 Well-Known Member

    My boss once asked me "what do you think?"

    I replied that "I don't get paid to think"

    No more dumb questions.
     
  16. Roberta

    Roberta Buick Berta

    No Comment. Yesterday, Monday Meetings from Hell, and now it is Tuesday already, I lost Monday in the Meetings, still seems like Monday and it's going to Wednesday tomorrow, and it's already the 3rd week of the year! and before we know it, it will be time to get the Buick out and raceeeeeeeeeeee! and no excuses cause I will have the tow truck from hell, a 2003 GMC 2500HD, Duramax, 4x4, 18+MPG, see you everywhere, oh yeah, there's those pop can aluminum heads that show up soon too, I guess, I'll find something to do!
     

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