"Shock - and - Awe"

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 69GS400s, Mar 21, 2003.

  1. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    President Bush and his leaders have promised to "Shock - and - Awe" the Iriqi's - specifically their Leader Saddam Hussen, But as of yet this has not occured leaving many wondering what, exaclty, this will be.


    Undisclosed sources close to V8Buick.COM's News Desk have now confirmed what this secret weapon truely is

    Here it is, for all Amerca and the rest of the world to see

    Remember....you Saw it here first on V8BUICK.COM

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    In recent questioning, President Bush Denies trying to use the "Sheer Uglyness Factor" of the Aztec to force a surrender and instead pointed to its versitility as both a "vehicle and a place our boys can camp in" as the reason several Army brigades were forced to give up their HumVee's and adopt the Aztec.

    Pontiac officials Deny having "Sooo Many left-overs that we gave them to our troops" and tried to explain how this was not a Marketing scheme to sell OverStock to WannaBe Militia groups in Montana and other states
     
  2. BuickGSXJuiced

    BuickGSXJuiced Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh:

    By the way, Josh, who's in the avatar? Whew! :Brow:
     
  4. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    Wouldn't that be against the Geneva Convention?
     
  5. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    The Japanese have shown their support by sending the coalition forces several hundred of these.
    It's part of the campaign titled "What the F*#@?"
     

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  6. I don't think there's going to be any shock...they already KNOW they're going to get their :moonu: whipped! By the way, I hear the B-52's are nearing Baghdad, and I don't mean the band...
     
  7. MeanBuicks

    MeanBuicks Scaring the neighbors.

    :blast: [​IMG]
     
  8. Dan Healey

    Dan Healey Well-Known Member

    Dale

    You're killing me:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I do believe that tops the Pacer!:shock: :shock:

    Maybe if we dropped them out of a B-52 on Baghdad, the E.R.Guard would run away..:Smarty:
     
  9. BuickGSXJuiced

    BuickGSXJuiced Well-Known Member

  10. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    LIVE ON MSNBC CNN ABC ECT.............

    :Brow: it was an awsome display of US firepower:blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:
    our boy's pounded the piss out of saddams palace
    :jd: :jd: :jd: :jd:
    hey saddam here ya go:moonu: :moonu: :moonu: thats if your still with us :puzzled:
     
  11. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    On CNN they just lauded how flexable the US attack plans were - siting that instead of opening up with Shock and Awe, the instead AT THE LAST MOMENT decided to go after key Iraqi leadership locations

    :Dou: :rolleyes: :Dou: :rolleyes: :Dou: :rolleyes:

    Hello ??? What else could have been their #1 opening volley target ???


    The Aztec Plant itself ???
     
  12. Captain Mark

    Captain Mark Well-Known Member

    That ugly thing falls under the category of "cruel and unusual".
     
  13. DugsSin

    DugsSin Well-Known Member

    Did anyone else notice what time it was when several cruise missles wiped out Saddam's castle it looked to me to be at 21:11 their time or for you non military folk 9:11
     
  14. Captain Mark

    Captain Mark Well-Known Member

    You gotta be kidding! HAHAHAHA Awesome!:blast:
     

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