Santa's Sleigh

Not mine... Going cheap as it's the 4 reindeer model really only good for around town. Not enough power for the Skyway.

 

I’ll bet that thing has a million miles on it. Does it come with any new parts or maintenance records?

 

Try and get those Reindeer started at 40 below...and how many miles to the bushel?

 

Ooooh a convertible!

 

There's no way that's original paint, that hurts the value

 

Does it come with the protecto plate?

 

Are those the original 4 Reindeer?

 

numbers matching hoofs .

 

What is the advertised deerpower?

 

O.k, If each deer weighs 350 lbs X4=1,400 lbs, Sleigh 600 Lbs, The "big man" 300 lbs, 1 Billion Lbs of presents= A lot. Plus no wings, So if it weighs a lot and has no wings, It's a Saturn V.
Ergo, the Saturn V puts out 7.5 Million pounds of thrust divided by 4 reindeer= 1.875,000 pounds of thrust each.

 

Santa needs a supercharger

 

Maybe they feed those reindeer lots of special beans; then the problem becomes one of staggering them so that the thrust is uniformly applied and not wasted on the next reindeer.

 

#s matching?

 

Santa once utilized and provided for 8 reindeer and their families. All the benefits, pension, 51 weeks vacation, on site stalls ( one even had a cave ), full cafeteria, new years party with gifts for all-you get the picture.

Then RD3 consulting showed up at the north pole one day. Their guy tells Santa he can fire the 8 reindeer and contract out and spend an extra week in the Keys. That was the first year. RD3 came back and told him he could get away with 6 reindeer. The next year he came back and told Santa he could get away with contracting just four reindeer (see photo). Now Santa's down to just 2 reindeer.

Those 2 reindeer take the bus up from Canada. They're usually late. Neither one can pass the drug test. Both have a long rap sheet. One kicked an elf in the head when he tried to hook him up to the sled. The other is still wearing a hoof collar and Santa has seen him dealing just as he's coming out of the chimney on more than one occasion. Two years ago 10 bags of PS4's came up missing. Neither deer knows anything about it, but Mrs. Claus has her suspicions. Last year the sled got caught on a pine leaving a roof top and flipped the entire sled. This year the sled was up on blocks the 4th rooftop into the run and both runners were missing. These two Reindeer "didn't see nothin'".

Things aren't what they used to be.

 

Those are turbocharged reindeer. You only need 4 to make the power of the old 8.