Rice-Bush

Below is a conversation between president George w. Bush and his cabinet member Condi Rice.

We take you now to the Oval Office....

George: "Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condi: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Let's hear it."
Condi: "Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condi: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condi: "Sir, Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condi: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condi: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's who's name?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condi: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condi: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condi: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk and then get me the U.N."
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condi: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condi: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: "Rice, here."
George: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guys in China and the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?"
ou:

 

Who needs Abbott and Costello when G. Bush is in office.. :laugh: (lets not say what the G stands for.. k?)

And this guys our leader.. ou:

 

Please don't tell me you would rather have Gore....

 

I think Gore would have invited the Taliban over for coffee and doughnuts.:laugh:

Oh boy, here we go.... ou:

 

Thanks...
I laughed till I cried :ball:

 

That was funny Robert!!:laugh: :laugh:

No sense taking things too seriously! I voted for Bush, and will do so the next time around too!! The guy can't be too stupid if he surrounded himself with the people that he has chosen!!

Sure beats what we had with the previous character.ou: What a mockery that was....

 

Priceless!!

Had to copy that one and send it to all I knew. After I quit laughing, of course!:laugh:

 

I'm not gonna get sucked into this topic, so I'll say this then promptly and quietly leave. I did vote for Gore, at least he can form complete sentances on his own. That 'last guy' in office did more for the country as a whole then anyone in 30yrs. And to say, "But he's a mockery" because he got some while in office, is being a two faced hypocrite. Everyone in office, I don't care whether it's President or Mayor, all 'get some on the side'.. Some with minors, but I won't go there.. To say, "But I would never..." well, consider yourself the exception, or the oddball average guy. Ask any guy if he'd take some for free, he'll say yes..

I could go on for hours here, but I've been down that road before here, so I'll stop now and leave before I pissoff anyone else.

Flame me if you will, it's what filters were designed for...

 

Complete Sentences

I wasn't looking to start a political debate with this one. ou:

If you really want to help G.W. make his sentences complete then click on this link and you too can help write his speeches, just be sure to use good grammar. :laugh: :laugh:

http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/

 

is this a rip-off of the ronald reagan / fred rose skit from saturday
night live , back in the 80's ? had to do with yassar arafat's name . sure reads like it .
gerry