retirement option

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by RACEBUICKS, Feb 8, 2004.

  1. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    No nursing home for me. I am checking into the Holiday Inn!

    With the average cost for a nursing home per day
    reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get
    old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations
    at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount
    and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night. That leaves
    $138.77 a day for:

    1. Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant I
    want, or room service.

    2. Laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.

    Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge,
    washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and
    all have free shampoo and soap. They treat you like a customer,
    not a patient. $5 worth of tips a day will have the entire
    staff scrambling to help you.

    There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride
    free. The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a
    decent limp).

    To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

    For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus
    and eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at
    the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

    It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.

    Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. And you are not
    stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or even
    from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn
    there too.

    TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced?
    No problem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.

    The Inn has a night security person and daily room service.

    The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they will
    call the undertaker or an ambulance. If you fall and break a hip,
    Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a
    suite for the rest of your life.

    And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad
    to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.
    The grandkids can use the pool. What more can you ask for? So, when
    I reach the golden age I'll face it with a grin. Just forward all my
    email to:me@Holiday.Inn
     
  2. dualqwad

    dualqwad ...just another lost soul

    Ample Parking, too...

    Great idea! :beer
    I wonder how they would react to you "tune-ing" your Buicks out there in the lot. :3gears:
     
  3. flynbuick

    flynbuick Guest

    We used to own a 150 bed Nursing facility that also has a few rest home beds in it. I think you are confusing the two in terms of the needs of the patient. We lost money on every Medicare/ Medicare patient which is most of what you get unless you are operating a high end totally private facility. You had to make up the loses on what private pay you could get. To address your I recommend Long Term care insurance rather than Life insurance.
     
  4. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    :puzzled: what about your cars :puzzled:
     

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