Pinks "armdrop" race at Woodburn

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by GranSportSedan, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. looks like it might be a pretty cool event
    http://www.woodburndragstrip.com/wo...-live-with-rich-christensen-from-pinks-info!/

    Attention Racers: Got a new one for ya. How about bracket racing that is actually exciting? Im determined to make bracket racing FUN. Put a little twist and some serious bank in the competition and it could be real cool, real quick.

    My answer: Rich Christensen's Armdrop Racing. Take 256 vehicles (cars, bikes, karts, snowmobiles ... I don't care) and race them HEADS UP. The winner stays in, the loser goes home. Why 256? 256 vehicles turns into 128, 128 into 64, 64 into 32, 32 into 16, 16 into 8, 8 into 4, 4 into 2 and 2 into 1.

    In the end, there will be only one (winner take-all) grand champion. No money for 2nd place, up to $10K for the (winner take-all) grand champion.

    This is what Im gonna do. Im gonna make DAMN sure that every vehicle in the competition is quicker than a predetermined, set time. Lets say the track management decides that 10.8 for a quarter mile is a reasonable time. To be one of the 256 Armdrop racers - you must be faster than 10.8.... Its that simple. I know that every vehicle in the competition is faster than 10.8 - so it doesn't matter who is in the lane next to you.

    As you are both staged - I become the starting tree - but before I drop my arms, I show you.... the "death card." An easy to read, heavily laminated 16x10 inch beauty with an ET I know you can hit.

    For example, let's say I grab the 11.2 death card. I show the 11.2 death card to the right lane, I show the 11.2 death card to the left lane, and BOOM .... I drop my arms. The first racer to the finish line WITHOUT going faster than 11.2 moves on, the loser ... dead meat.

    I'm laughing my ass off as I write this cause I can already see the stopwatch in your laps - while your trying not to jump my Armdrop hook watch your competitor not go too fastshift find the groovelook at the watch and get to the finish line first. I'm tell'n you ...this is going to be the greatest fender racing competition the world has ever seen!

    By the way, if both vehicles go too fast - both go home. No tree lights, no timing board, no crying, no errors, no excuses. You gotta be perfect - absolutely perfect - to win up to $10K.

    Spread the word. This could be the most fun you've had driving in a long time.
    Friday: tech and qualifying.
    Saturday: the competition.
    Oh yeah, the track management will select the final 256 racers from Fridays qualifying. I suggest you start sucking up to them immediately. Contact the participating track nearest you for additional information. Rich Christensen Creator, host - PINKS & PINKS: ALL OUT PS. This is a live event - no television cameras to slow things down.



    More information here:

    www.armdroplive.wordpress.com

    www.myspace.com/armdropracing



    The tentative Armdrop Racing Schedule:



    May 16 -17 Immokalee, FL Immokalee Regional Dragway
    May-June TBA Edmonton, Alberta Castrol Dragway
    July 4-5 Portland, OR Woodburn Dragway
    July 11-12 Toronto, Ontario Toronto Motorsports Park
    October 10, 11 Tulsa, OK Tulsa Raceway Park
    November 4-5 Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas Motor Speedway
    November 7-8 Irwindale, CA Irwindale Speedway
     
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    They're doing it on the holiday weekend?
     

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