Not a kill story but this seems to be the place to tell the tales. I have a masterlube system in my car. It is set up with the accumulator tank behind the grill. It looks just like a nitrous tank. At the local car shows I always seem to have some poor kids get all excited about the "nos" tank. A few even ask about it and notice the line going into the side of the block, so I explain that it is the new nitrous block injection system :Smarty: . It is scary how straight a face I can keep explaining the advantages and the extra horsepower I get with this system. Sometimes I get the look "what the heck are you talking about" and other times its "my buddy has that on his..... " I clue in the ones with the "what the heck are you talking about look," the others I just leave stupid. It is amazing the BS you can get some people to believe.
I have a vacume pump on my engine and I get "what the heck is that thing??" I always say its a block super charger then they say "how much HP is that worth ??" I ALWAYS say 100 hp gain!!!