Im really trying to tenure my outlook on this ratio business with all the epaulettes with underlying innuendos' and overtones etc... ws
Well Captain Bill, being a boating man(sorry it’s a yacht!) and I am sure an avid fisher at times I would recommend getting all the expert inside advice from your local bait store proprietor while the Master Baiter is still in business
Ya gotta wonder if there's a master plan behind all of this pc bs.. No wait Years ago during one of my visits to the tower i had a speedway referee define abuse as "if you say something and someone takes offense you're being abusive " I almost got fined and stood down for my reply to that
Pretty close there Master Fritzerlater... The man at the store is the bait MASTER, and the crew on the boat are the MASTER baiters. ws
What if you said something to yourself that you didnt like? Would that be self abuse??? As Ive been out in the shop alone for several long days and had wrenches slip and busted knuckles, Ive said to myself YOU STUPID ******* ******! There was no self abuse involved. Do ABBOS down under have this problem? I suppose running a 1/4 mile in sandals would give them time to think things over... ws
Ahoy matey! Firstly, it would depend on whether or not i decided to take offense at such things i had just accused myself of being, and whose to say any suitable punishment for such digressions may be considered self abuse? For certain i have called myself worse in greater, and more lurid details than you suggested, fortunately I happened to be in complete agreement. Now if someone happened to hear me two blocks away things might be different. Secondly, I cannot speak for the Australian Aboriginal people as they live across the ditch (Tasman Sea) in Straya. I my friend am in NooZillund, over at Gizzy. Anything i say of the foots of dem fellers i have met being tough enough to wear out any sandals from the inside on walkabout could be inappropriate so i won't go there Now best i go lube up some nipples. Grease that is.
since planet earth is spinning around with a speed of 1000 miles per hour, you will get away much further if you jump off while its in motion (make sure to wear a helmet) The earth rotates once every 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09053 seconds, called the sidereal period, and its circumference is roughly 40,075 kilometers. Thus, the surface of the earth at the equator moves at a speed of 460 meters per second--or roughly 1,000 miles per hour.
Now best i go lube up some nipples. Grease that is. Nothing beats a nice slippery nipple 'cept maybe a frosty Fosters or two! Helps wash down that fresh jumbuck ya ol' swagman'. ws
SELF ABUSE: 90% of men admit to like working on old cars and the the other 10% in denial are liars..Something like that... ws
