Most Rediculous Car Advertisement So Far

Discussion in 'Cars for sale' started by MikeM, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. MikeM

    MikeM Mississippi Buicks

    If you can make any sense out of this, let me know. Lets get it straight... 1971, 1970, or 1972? Matching numbers how?

    http://ww2.collectorcartraderonline...traderonline.com/ad-cache/10/5/0/82148350.htm

    SPECIFICATIONS
    <TABLE cellSpacing=3 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>YEAR:1971</TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>LOCATION:Lilburn, GA</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>MAKE:BUICK</TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>PHONE:(866) 411-8388 </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>MODEL:GRAN SPORT STAGE 1 </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>MILEAGE: </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>PRICE: $59,000 </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>EXT.COLOR: Red </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>CLASS: </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>INT.COLOR: White </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>ENGINE: </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>TRANS: 4 Speed </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>DRIVE TRAIN: </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>VIN#: </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>DOORS: </TD><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0>BODY: </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#f0f0f0 colSpan=2>STOCK NUMBER: 70-B107937 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    DESCRIPTION
    1971 BUICK GRAN SPORT STAGE 1, This is a real 1970 Buick Grand Sport Stage 1 Convertible. Excellent Red paint that was changed from Green with all new White interior and White top. Matching numbers 455 Stage 1, 4 speed transmission out of a 72 GS that was changed from automatic. The car is optioned with power steering, power brakes, power windows, power seat, air conditioning and a tilt wheel. All parts are correct and date code except the transmission. This is a very rare muscle car that will do nothing but go up in value. Please call for more details.
    ADDITIONAL OPTIONS
    • Air Conditioning • Power Brakes • Power Steering • Power Windows • Tilt Wheel
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  2. staged70

    staged70 RIP

    I guess he cannot read his own ad .
     
  3. wheelz

    wheelz 'B' is for Buick.

    Jeeez. . some people :Dou: Wheelz, Tampa Bay
     
  4. Steve Craig

    Steve Craig Gold Level Contributor

    Not sure but my buddies each have a couple '66 Mustangs. Ford of this era had a "K" code engine among others without serial numbers cast or stamped.
    For this application it's possible to get the right "Code" engine, trans. etc..??? & still call it matching??
    Might be what the salesman is thinking here.
     
  5. MikeM

    MikeM Mississippi Buicks

    I think he's saying it is a 72 drive train in a 71 car, if so the codes couldn't match - although nothing is clear. It almost sounds like he's saying all the numbers matched the cars the parts came out of... Whoa, now that's interesting.
     
  6. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    what's too understand? 1970 car with non-original paint color and 1972 drivetrain averages to a 1971. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Matching numbers 455 Stage 1, 4 speed transmission out of a 72 GS that was changed from automatic ... All parts are correct and date code except the transmission.

    if you read that closely, i think he means that the drivetrain except the transmission is 'numbers and date matching'. that first sentence should have a period after 'Stage 1' and the transmission clause should be in a new sentence.

    '1970' is probably a typo.

    but i would not stand by any of that evaluation without at least calling him and probably not without seeing the car myself since he screwed it up that bad.
     
  7. austingta

    austingta Well-Known Member

    Dr. Frankenstein's monster lives!
     
  8. online170

    online170 Well-Known Member

    He probably has fat fingers, enough to push 3 keys at once. Look on your keyboard number pad, thats the 0, 1, 2 are pretty close!:Dou: I bet it took him forever just to get the rest of the ad editted,:laugh: so what if he missed a couple numbers and periods.:error: Give the guy a break. :spank: :TU:

    With some luck, hopefully he put a few too many zeros on the asking price as well :D
     
  9. Dennis S

    Dennis S Well-Known Member

    I'll play too. I think he means a matching 1972 Stage #1 V code engine and
    4 sp trans that have the same serial numbers .
     
  10. Jess

    Jess Meaner than POOP!!

    I think he is one of those guys who never sells a car in their backyard " gonna rebuild it someday and retire".

    Or he just spends most of his money on Hallucinagenic drugs. who knows..
     
  11. bladerunner

    bladerunner Well-Known Member

    This car has been floating around a while. It is a matching numbers stage 1 convert that someone wanted a 4 spd in so they butchered it and ripped out the automatic. Kind of sad, but the car performs much better with the 4spd. I still think this is not a bad price for this car. considering the other 2 out there are 89K and 98K. And the one at sloan was 129K.

    Now where can i come up with 59K????
     
  12. wildcat4

    wildcat4 Well-Known Member

    Yea,
    I love that ad. Lets see, 1970 or 71 that matches a 72 oh and let me spell it
    GranD sport
    Lets just call it all original paint thats new too.
     

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