Mideast Mystery??? Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . . No beer No booze No bars No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No basketball No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No Hooters No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks Rags for clothes and towels for hats Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors Constant wailing from the guy in the tower No chocolate chip cookies No Christmas You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times Your bride is picked by someone else She smells just like your donkey But your donkey has a better disposition Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! No mystery here.:laugh:
Good one Greg!:laugh: :laugh: I think these two are related! *Your wife can't shave *The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Christmas Poem A Christmas Carrol The 12 Days Of Christmas All together!!! on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Twelve Hamas raging, Eleven militants Muslims, All the Mujaheddenies, Six liars praying, F I v e terorrr ringsss, Four Islamic groupies, Funda mental ists, Two more extremists, And dead laden on a fig tress. (all of the above can be pre-fixed with; dead, dieing, or critical injured, but it doesnt roll off the tongue so well) :TU: Rick Martinez
