For all the wimps whinning about the cold! Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. In Michigan, people go swimming in the lakes. @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. @ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan water gets thicker. @ +20 degrees Floridians wear coats, underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. @ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die. People from Michigan lick a flagpole. @ 0 degrees Californians fly to Mexico. People in Michigan look for their winter coats. @ -20 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. @ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes...until it gets cold enough. :eek2:
