A guy from Michigan dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible > man his entire life. > > The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To > make it worse he s up the temperature and the humidity. After a > couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is > suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Michiganian is > happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. > > > The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've > turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are > you so happy?" > > > The Michiganian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, > "This is great! It reminds me of August in Michigan. Hot, humid, a > good place > to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" > > > The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the > Michiganian's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send > down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy > mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing > into his eyes, the Michiganian is happily slogging through the mud > pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. > > > Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The > Michigan replies, "This is great! Just like April in Michigan. It > reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!" > > > The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the > Michiganian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell > is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make > the Michiganian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again > aghast at what he sees. The Michiganian is dancing, singing, and > twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. > > > "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams > the devil. > > > Jumping up and down the Michiganian throws a snowball at the devil > and yells, > > "Hell's frozen! This means the Lions won The Super Bowl!!"
