Man, that's ugly...

Hopefully this is a joke, if not , her boyfriend in 8th grade is gonna miss her when the car sells!!!!!!

 

I really hope that's a joke too............... ou:

 

i'd buy the car if she came with it....she's cute!

 

I'm thinking more along the lines of a "Quadruple Bagger", or a "Four Bagger" or maybe even call her a "Home Run". That's one bag for her, one bag for you in case hers falls off, one bag by the window for the peeping tom if he shows up and one on the floor for the dog, so he doesn't lose respect for you!!! :laugh: :shock:

 

Oh .......that's gooooood........ :laugh:

 

In addition you would have to say, "Baby I work better in the darkness." :laugh:

 

Oh man! To each his own.

Everyone has someone that loves them.

 

:laugh: :beer :TU:

 

Why do I keep hearing banjo music......?

 

aww, she's cute!!
the car's not bad either!!

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :TU:

 

check out all his ebay items for sale.....you'd have a whole family.......

 

ouch - I just checked out the "other items" - ohmygosh!

and nope, the smile didn't help....

- Bill

 

Reminds me of a song a guy in the bar in Florida used to sing all the time titled "What's Wrong, I'm Drunk, and You're Still Ugly?"

:laugh: :shock:

 

More than...

She's what we call "Double Coyote Ugly." You know what Coyote Ugly is, right? That's when you wake up and she's sleeping on your arm and you chew it off so you don't wake her up when you leave. Double Coyote Ugly is when you chew off the other arm just in case she goes looking for a one armed man!! :shock: :laugh:

 

Her mom used to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!! :laugh:

 

She has to sneak up on a glass of water!! :laugh:

 

She's so ugly, she's been known to stop time!! :laugh:

 

She's so ugly her Mom used to take her face and push it into the cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!! :laugh:

 

Butterface!

Alright "Raul", enough already. This milk is about to come out my nose!

Jim :moonu:


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