Look who dropped by this afternoon

was this in the woods? if so it answers a long standing question my dad always used to ask.

 

That bear should chew his food better.

 

That'll definitely bog down the lawnmower, be careful because when that happens the sh!7 is going to hit the fan!

 

That answers the age old question, does a bear craps in the woods.

 

You guys are too funny!

Speaking of poop and fans...True story here;

One nice summer day here at the store we had all the doors open sucking in the nice weather, and sure enough a bird flies in and doesn't know its way out. Later that day a guy comes in with not one hair on his head. He's traveling through with car problems. think it was a dead battery or something. I ask him how his day is going, and he says "pretty crappy, my car just died down the road". Just then the bird flies over our ceiling fan, poops on it and all the goo smacks the guy dead center on his forehead! He shook his head rolled his eyes and we both just started laughing.

Again, true story!

 

Fred you had better go thru that. There could be a NOS candy bar in there.

 

I might think about that, but that poop was in someone else's unobtainium mine.