I'd request a "Getaway Car"?!:Smarty::laugh: That way I could go to a Restaurant and EAT what I want. Then pick up a Waitress, and go have SEX with her. And when you're done Eating AND having Sex, then DON'T GO BACK TO DEATH ROW (because you have a GETAWAY CAR!):Smarty::TU: :laugh:
my vote is for sex. a final meal will at best last two hours, by chosing sex you can prolong your life an extra 6 or seven hours . I would imagine, since a meal is more than one dish, you would get to have more than one partner as well.
eh.. cant agree with this one http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0384.jpg nice lil news clipping pic. not for faint of heart. found this there too...
I think LESABRE has to much time on his hands, and stated this thread to come up with ideas and reasons to be voted by a JURY as a member of the last meal/last night of sex group !!!!:eek2:
Now, don't take this the wrong way. I love my wife and everything, but... I'd have to go with the professor. The man made a radio out of coconuts for pete's sake! There's gotta be something he could make to get me out of jail (and without Gilligan around to screw it up, I think it would be a sure bet). BTW- my second choice would be Mary Ann
Perhaps the reason we're on death row is because we killed Gilligan so we could actually get off the Island.
It's a way of choice. If it was a full on thanksgiving with every kind of food imaginable vs. that really old lady on the corner of 3rd and main... Or if it was a soggy cold burger with a warm soda vs. <insert hottest female you can think of here>...
My car is now all stock i had evrything taken off to help pay for college I had in there Flowmast exahst, k&n arirfilter, a high perfomance chip,edlbrock manifold,hooker header,ect. i got my warinty back now but my HP sucks. i am now putting out 135HP i was doing 200HP i did
I saw that in person when I was in Ottawa this summer. It was at the Luskville Raceway. Here's a picture I took of it:
I vote for food. #1 You can lie if you want but, we know the truth is food tastes better. #2 You can eat nice and slow and just ask for an all you can eat buffet. #3 You know how much saltpeter they put in jail food? You'd be lucky to get to half mast. #4 Magic mushrooms are food. #5 So are pot brownies. #6 I'm sure you're in jail because of a woman to begin with. #7 Lobster Franchaise, certain sushi, beer and pizza all give you a rush #8 You could go to a drive through in a Buick #9 Even if you have the best sex ever, you'll still want her to leave right after. and #10............................................... After the sex you know she'd nag you to death anyway.
Depends on wether or not they'd let you use the electric chair itself for your pre-death romp. :Brow:
