It's a miracle rubber band - bid now!

Friends,

I found this under my desk today. This rubber band broke off a rolled up plan today and landed on the floor. The penmanship is easily better than my own. And yet it has not been touched by mortal hands. In light of the recent virgin (not that there's anything wrong with that) mary grilled cheese samich showing up on ebay, I'm offering you the opportunity to bid on this miracle before I too place my own personal sign of the divinity on ebay.

Later, you'll have the opportunity to bid on a genuine plastic NBA beer cup once used as a lethal weapon.

Thanks for your interest.

 

hi, my client have interest in your miracle rubber band. i have check from the last one i was to purchase, so i would like to send you a nigerian money order for $6500 more than the purchase price. after you cash it, please send the remaining balance to my uncle in the states, and my purchase agent will pick it up at you place. if you wish to proceed, let me know and i will send payment by fedex. please email me direct, do not send it through ebay. let me know if this ok. tanks H luis.

 

Y E O........ Hmmmm? Maybe John Wayne's spirit had a hand in this? Remember all the YEO's he shouted in his westerns? Might just raise the ante if it were to go on ebay. o No: p Jim

 

:laugh: :laugh:

damn that's the perfect response :beer

 

Don't forget that the check will be post-dated by a week or two, but transaction must take place in the next 5 days for tax purposes.

And I thought it said "YES", not yeo.

 

No man - it's a "Yes." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

ROFLMAO !!! :laugh: :laugh: :beer :beer :TU: :TU:

 

adding to that

Before you recieve the check I will need your DOB, bank account and your drivers license so that I can have my bank in Nigeria deposit the money into your account and wire over the nigerian money order.:laugh:

 

LOL

 

and used an engineers scale to measure it...nice touch :TU:

 

OYEO?

Sounds like tailspin (the opening song goes oooyeeeeeooo).

 

I was informed today that this "request for bids" has made it all the way to the White House. One of my coworkers has a brother in the Secret Service stationed there.

Now I just have to sit back and wait for a bid from dubya.

 

i had hoped that would be amusing. it could've been better, but thats the best i could recall of the broken english spiels the scammers make. H. luis is the original ebay motors scam artist.

i heard on the news this morning that the grilled cheese sandwich brought $ 28,000.00 said some casino bought it. if that samich is worth $28K, the miracle band should be worth at least that.

henry