A drunk is at a bar and stumbles into the bathroom. All is going fine for a few minutes and then the bartender hears a blood curdling scream from in the bathroom and then silence. Another minute or two go buy and then another scream reverberates through the bar room. This was enough and the bartender ran in the bathroom to see what was going on, "What the heck is wrong with you, you're scaring my patrons!?" the bartender yelled. The drunk man replied, "Every time that I try to flush this toilet something reaches up and squeezes me really hard!" "You idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!" :bglasses:
Three bikers are sitting at a little table in a bar. This dude walks in obviously already drunk staggers to the bar and orders a beer. He looks around sees the bikers and staggers over to their table. Puts his hand the the back of the biggest biker and says "I just went past your grandmother's place, and saw her buck ass naked." The biker who normally fights at the drop of a hat just looks at him. Then the dude says "Matter o fact I went in and got it on with her.. Best I ever had." The biker just looks at him. The other bikers are getting ready to fight but are confused as to why their buddy has'nt floored this dude yet. Then the dude says "Matter o fact She LIKED it" To this the big biker stood up abruptly and said "Granpa.. YOUR DRUNK.. GO HOME!" ou: :grin: :grin: :grin:
