Since it is Thanksgiving it is ok to use the following phrases? 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside. 3. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 4. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 5. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 6. How long will it take after you stick it in? 7. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 8. Wow, I didn' think I could handle all of that! 9. That's the biggest one I've ever seen. 10. She really was a tender young bird. (...not to be used at other times of the year.) :beer Happy Thanksgiving!:beer