Welp, yesterday morning I get a phone call from the Springfield, MO Police Dept. It seems they arrested my Mom. So off I go to bail her out of jail. I get down there and asked her what happened. She tells me she was walking around the Bass Pro Shops eating a corn dog, which always has made her a bit gassy, and looking at all the displays. Well, after a while the corn dog kicks in, and she just lets one rip. They arrested her for suspicion of shoplifting. They thought she stole a duck call and some stink bait. ou: :Brow: ou: :Brow: :laugh:
