Good Clean Joke (Kids and Driving)

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by RACEBUICKS, Oct 19, 2002.

  1. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

    He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."

    A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

    The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. I've read in the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

    His father replied, "Yes, Son, and if you read on further you'll find out that they walked everywhere they went!"
     
  2. BillMah52

    BillMah52 Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
    Didn't have anything to do today Michael?
    :laugh:
     
  3. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    Actually I was waiting on a guy from Texas coming to buy a 350 from me and I was having lunch and thought I would share!! :Comp:
     
  4. BillMah52

    BillMah52 Well-Known Member

    Thanks for sharing.
    The weather in NY today is pretty bad.
    Tried to work in the shop but too much debris blowing around.
    So I'm playin on the 'puter instead - at least until the domestic goddess finds me.
     
  5. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    Got a honey do list?:ball:

    See why I never remarried.:Smarty:
     

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