Ford/Mopar lover

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 70gsrick, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    Not Me!!

    So I go to the body shop to visit my baby...it's in the paint booth so I take a quick look and decide to leave..So the manager sees his chance to gouge me for a few extra $$ like he does every time I go in. We start talking and he asks me what kind of 1/4 miles times I expect, I tell him 13 ish but that I don't really know because I haven't had it at the track since it was stock, but I rebuilt the motor added headers a bigger carb a big cam and 10.5 to 1 pistons, some mild head work, the MSD and ignition man dist. He replies " no way, probably high 14's!!!! That thing is a boat!! My 383 gtx was fast"

    As he has my car in his booth I just laughed and told him I'd owned a few 383's and 440's and none of them ran as strong as my Buick.

    I can't wait to get my car back and call him out!!! I'm gonna stomp all over his ford lighting and 2003 cobra..Then I'm going to tell him ford's run like they were tied to a tree!!!!!!!!!! :spank: :spank: :moonu: :moonu: :blast:

    Sorry to rant, I'm better now
     
  2. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    Atta boy! Guys like that don't deserve nice toys, better get him between the eyes w/ your Buick, he'll hate you for a long time. And you'll be able to gloat everytime you see him!!

    Patrick
     
  3. MR. BUICK '72

    MR. BUICK '72 Well-Known Member

    Right on man! Don't forget "The Great American Road Belongs To BUICK "
     
  4. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    I was going to try to post a poll but couldn't figure it out :Dou:
    My question was going to be "What should I have done?"
    1. Overhand Right directly in the mouth?
    2. Left hook/followed by an overhand right?
    3. Kick him in the throat?
    4. Yank him over the counter and throw him through the window?

    Well you get my drift....I was offended! :spank: :rant:

    I know, anger issues!!!

    Peace love and joy
     
  5. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    5. Bet him the remaining bill that you'll kill his ride :spank: :blast:
     
  6. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    Now that's an idea :Brow: I'm going to visit this morning, I'll do just that!
     
  7. leo455

    leo455 LAB MAN

    Don't forget he still has your car!!
     
  8. NOTNSS

    NOTNSS Gold Level Contributor

    Nothing I like better on the 1st tee than my opponent telling me he's gonna spank my monkey ***. Being underestimated is a very good position to be in, whether on the golf course or on the street - nothing to lose.
     
  9. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    I was thinking the same thing, but wait untill you get the car back.
     

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