("borrowed" from one of the turbo boards. These are the "best" of the bunch) Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the bomb was Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day." There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer. When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal. Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard:Jack Bauer NEVER needs to escape If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.
Most of those are from the Chuck Norris website, with Jack Bauer inserted for Chuck Norris http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ funny none the less though
