Classified Ads (houmor)

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Eric Schmelzer, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    This is an e-mail I recieved. Some really funny Stuff

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    Free Yourkshire Terrior. 8 Years old. Hateful little Bitch

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    Free Pupies. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog

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    Free Puppies. Part German Sheperd, pert stupid dog.

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    Found : Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat.....been out a while....Better be reward.

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    1 man, 7 woman hottub---$850.00/offer

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    Snow blower for sale, Used only on snowey days

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    Cows never bread... Also 1 gay bull for sale

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    Nordic Trac $300.00 Hardly used, Call chubby

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    Hummers - Largest Selection Ever - If its in stock, We have It.

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    Georgia Peaches, California grown - 89 cents lb

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    Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting Pay $7--$9 per hour.

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    Excersize Equipment: Queen size mattress and box spring. $175.00

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    Joining Nuddist Colony! Must sell Washer and Dryer

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    Alzheimer's Center prepairs for a Affair to Remember

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    Open House--Body Shapers Salon. Free Coffee and Donuts

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    (and the best one )
    For Sale By Owner: One set of Encyclopedia Britanica. 45 volumes. Excelent condition. $1000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month, Wife knows everything
     
  2. 70 gsconvt

    70 gsconvt Silver Level contributor

    Paracute for sale. Used only once, never opened. Small stain. Best offer.
     
  3. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    Whoops missed this one.:grin: The funny thing about this is that right across from street from my store is thae local airport where they have a sky diving school.:shock:
     

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