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  1. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    I'll start working on getting my accent back.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/m...-pay-down-national-debt/ar-BBTMDkZ?li=BBnb7Kz

    More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt


    [​IMG]© Change.org
    More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the U.S. national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.

    “We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.

    To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”

    That’s the entirety of the “cause,” though the slew of comments tacked onto the end by people giving their reasons for signing fleshed that out, as names were being added every three to four minutes on Monday.

    Commenters sing the praises of beavers, welcome Montanans to Canada, and offer them free health care, Tim Horton’s, and of course legalized pot. Montanans like the idea because, Canada.

    “Will save me the cost of moving to Canada,” wrote one commenter.

    “MT resident here that will gladly join Canada. The US is a mess and POTUS is an embarrassment,” said another, referring to President Donald Trump and the current climate of unease gripping the nation.

    “I have my reasons lol but I’ll just say Goodbye lol,” said another.

    “I live in Montana. I want to live in Canada but I don't want to move,” said another would-be Canadian.

    “It would be an easy way to become a Canadian citizen without having to move,” said a thrifty signer.

    Then there were the welcoming Canadians.

    “I’m a Canadian and I think Montana ppl would be better off,” wrote another signer.

    “I’m Canadian and we will take you,” said another.

    Then there were those with aspirations.

    “I'm a Montanan and really hope that becoming Canadian makes me a nicer person,” said one hopeful.

    The beaver lovers said things like, “Montana beavers are pretty cool.” Ok, one did.

    Others offered to throw more states into the bargain, or begged to have theirs added.

    “Will Canada consider adopting ND as well?” asked one.

    “Montana really is useless, and throw in Idaho!” said another.

    “Montana will make a beautiful addition to Canada. Let Michigan be next,” said another.

    “Can Texas be sold too? Asking for a friend,” said one, and then there was, “Can Texas come too? Asking for Texas.”

    “I’m wondering how New York can get in on this deal?” said someone from the Empire State.

    Also from the Northeast: “Hey, throw Maine in there too and I’ll go stump for this idea!”

    And the bargain hunters: “We can throw in Minnesota for a buy one get one half off kinda deal.”

    The Great Falls Tribune, which first reported on the petition, had some questions of its own – including, but not limited to, “Would Montana still be named Montana or would we be Southern Alberta? Better Saskatchewan?” and “Does the universal health care start right away or is there a waiting period?”

    Question number one was, “How dare you?” and “Can we take Yellowstone National Park with us?”

    There would be cultural differences too, the newspaper noted. For one, would Montanans get to keep their guns? As well as, “What line comes after ‘O Canada!’ in the national anthem? And then all the other lines.”

    Clearly there would be a fair number of details to iron out. But with the 7,500 requested signatures fast piling up, there would be plenty of people willing to work on them.

    The original poster, incongruously, is someone listed as Ian Hammond from Alabama, who submitted the tongue-in-cheek petition under the name “Christian moms against private education.”

    While the petition’s entertainment value is increasing with each signature and comment, it would not make much of a dent in the national debt even if it were true. Currently the number is a staggering $22 trillion, CNBC reported on Thursday
     
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  2. rex362

    rex362 paint clear and drive

    In the 1980's ,I use to hear this from Canadians ...relatives & friends up there so possibly just rumors

    That the U.S wanted to buy/incorporate Canada with a price of $1 million to each person or household .
    Back then Canadian population was under 30 million I believe
     
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  3. Gallagher

    Gallagher Founders Club Member

    No deal.
    If it were up to me it'd be California.
     
  4. TrunkMonkey

    TrunkMonkey Totally bananas

    Fer sure, Eh?
     
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  5. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    Gonna hafta forget aboot my Mack 1 and get me a Zed 28.
     
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  6. flynbuick

    flynbuick Guest

    In 1869 the US Supreme Court addressed the issue of unilateral sucession with respect to the state of Texas:

    "Considered therefore as transactions under the Constitution, the ordinance of secession, adopted by the convention and ratified by a majority of the citizens of Texas, and all the acts of her legislature intended to give effect to that ordinance, were absolutely null. They were utterly without operation in law. The obligations of the State, as a member of the Union, and of every citizen of the State, as a citizen of the United States, remained perfect and unimpaired. It certainly follows that the State did not cease to be a State, nor her citizens to be citizens of the Union."
     
  7. copperheadgs1

    copperheadgs1 copperheadgs1

    I’ll donate to pay for Canada to take California. Montanan’s will never go for Canada’s gun laws. Won’t happen.
     
  8. ken betts

    ken betts Well-Known Member

    I say split the country into fiscally responsible and those tax and spend. I’d give them one freebie pay cycle and they would all be back!
     
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  9. red67wildcat

    red67wildcat Well-Known Member

    Your beer is gonna cost more
     
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  10. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    Yeah, but they have fresh Molson! The bestest beer ever! (I do miss the old "twin labels" with different sayings they had back in the late 90s when I was 18.) I spent A LOT of time up there after I turned 18 since I was only 40 miles south of the border.......

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  11. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    Hopefully Putin isn't angling to get Alaska back...
     
  12. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors

    Montanans just want some of that Bagged Milk that Canada has. ;)
     
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  13. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    Bwahahahahaha.........in the town I grew up in, some of the restaurants had bagged milk. Used to get all kinds of Canadian change that you couldn't use in machines that took quarters, dimes, or nickels. You could fool the penny gum machines with a Canadian penny by spinning it as you put it in. (scheming even as a little kid)
     
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  14. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors


    When I lived in North Syracuse during the 70's I always got Canadian change. The sad thing was the exchange was $.75 to $1.00 American. Great if you went to Canada though. :p
     
  15. Mike Trom

    Mike Trom Platinum Level Contributor

    I live 10 miles from the boarder and when I was 18 we would go see the Canadian ballet. We would stop at McDonalds and buy a hamburger with an American $20 and get more that $20 Canadian $ back for change to use as "tips".... :rolleyes:

    Can we keep the land in California and just bus the population to Canada?
     
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  16. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

    Ahhhhh the Top Hat in Lethbridge was the best. Flicked a lot of Loonies in there.........We got to keep a few Californians in the U.S. I can think of a couple guys on the board that'd need exception passes.
     
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  17. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Can we add NY to the list of states to get rid of?
     
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  18. Having lived in Montana i'm guessing Canada would try to return Montana after a week. Montanans are like Texans without a sun tan
     
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  19. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some M.M.O.G. guy.....

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  20. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    The USA is not in the buisness of losing land.
     

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