ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the names Lou. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOT: Yes COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, let's just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOT: The Word you get when you click the blue w. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue w if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOT: Yes, you want RealOne. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. just tell me what I need! ABBOT: RealOne. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reels 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them? ABBOT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOT: RealOne. COSTELLO; OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOT: You click the blue 1. COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOT: The blue 1. COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOT: The blue 1 is RealOne and the blue w is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in office for windows! ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOT: RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOT: Why not, they own it.
This is too funny:laugh: I think I have the usual love/hate relationship with computers that many others have:blast:
