A wee bit funkified (seen prettier interiors in rental trucks) but it is whut it iz https://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/d/burlington-1971-buick-riviera/6931306121.html
I’d bet cornering while sitting on those seats would put everyone on one side of the car. Unless everyone was wearing latex coated pants. Either way, it’d still be entertaining to watch.
Owner: (sipping 5th beer) "Dang, I cut my legs up in those @#$!! seats again, I'm bleedin' like a stuck pig and I got foam stickin' outta places it shouldn't be!" Bubba: (sipping on 8th beer) "Hell, I think I can fix that for ya! Got a couple yards of the right colour on that there old couch yer sittin' on! Can't be too much to do that, the wife showed me how to use her sewing machine the other day. Tell ya what, give me an hour and your worries will be over!" Owner: "Really? That's gotta be worth another beer! Get 'er done in 20 minutes, and there's an extra flat in it!"
