> > >1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a >hair dryer at passing cars - see if they slow down. > > >2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > > >3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries >with that. > > >4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". > > >5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has >gotten >over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > >6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for romantic favors". > > >7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy". > > >8. Don't use any punctuation > > >9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > >10. Ask people what age they are, laugh hysterically when they answer. > > >11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". > > >12. Sing along at the opera. > > >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems do not rhyme. > > >14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds >all day. > > >15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their >party because you're not in the mood. > > >16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Crusher! > > >17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" > > >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, >yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" > > >19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going >to have to let one of you go." >
