Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)

You get to hear excuses like "my engine got filled with rainwater" and "his tires were 0.001" too big"

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  1. 436'd Skylark

    Post your best bullcrap story you've ever heard here...

    436'd Skylark, Feb 9, 2004 ... 14 15 16
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    28,996
    poison heart
    Jul 10, 2008
  2. no car

    Best police encounter??

    no car, Dec 9, 2004 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    140
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    22,088
    BadBrad
    Apr 12, 2022
  3. mechacode

    Rice Vs Lamborghini Diablo

    mechacode, Jun 1, 2004 ... 5 6 7
    Replies:
    127
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    9,243
    70buick455
    Oct 22, 2004
  4. pro tour gsx
    Locked

    my buick vs rich guy in sl65 for money

    pro tour gsx, Dec 14, 2007 ... 5 6 7
    Replies:
    124
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    46,875
    CJay
    Apr 28, 2018
  5. kilkm

    Mopar meets a Stage One

    kilkm, Nov 18, 2009 ... 4 5 6
    Replies:
    117
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    27,688
    RapidRick
    May 18, 2010
  6. Darryl Roederer

    Killed a con-artist repair shop big time!

    Darryl Roederer, Dec 23, 2005 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    89
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    16,041
    Steve Craig
    Feb 18, 2009
  7. Vert68

    not a race story, but I wanted to kill the guy

    Vert68, Apr 13, 2007 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    71
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    10,580
    doug adkins
    Jul 7, 2008
  8. ethan

    Rice rockets and gas guzzlers.

    ethan, Dec 18, 2002 ... 2 3 4
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    69
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    6,082
    462CID
    Sep 17, 2003
  9. 70 gsconvt

    No good "Kill" stories for a while ! ! C'mon guys.........

    70 gsconvt, Mar 2, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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    6,512
    fourfiftyfive
    Apr 2, 2008
  10. walterbrinston

    kill olds

    walterbrinston, Nov 13, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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    60
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    10,243
    425olds
    Apr 22, 2010
  11. 69cloner

    Yugo-Screw_ya_self

    69cloner, Jul 14, 2006 ... 2 3
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    4,915
    69cloner
    Jul 26, 2006
  12. 68Rivi_In_Cali

    68 Rivi New Charger

    68Rivi_In_Cali, Mar 15, 2010 ... 2 3
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    11,491
    poison heart
    Sep 7, 2010
  13. 71Dartman440

    The day I drove a Stage 2 - briefly :o)

    71Dartman440, Dec 19, 2021 ... 2 3
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    53
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    2,964
    PGSS
    Jan 9, 2022
  14. 71staged

    When is 585 horsepower, really 585 h.p.?

    71staged, Aug 27, 2008 ... 2 3
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    52
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    6,035
    71staged
    Oct 12, 2008
  15. 72gsBuick

    Has anyone ever beat a 80s-90s ford mustangs with a skylark gs or anything 455

    72gsBuick, Jun 17, 2009 ... 2 3
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    51
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    11,324
    sailbrd
    Oct 22, 2009
  16. 70 gsconvt

    Another Subaru STi bites the dust

    70 gsconvt, Apr 1, 2008 ... 2 3
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    49
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    6,523
    dyn2drift240
    Jul 10, 2008
  17. nailheadina67

    If you got beat by a car with a wing on it would you be embarassed?

    nailheadina67, Oct 3, 2007 ... 2 3
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    5,616
    poison heart
    Nov 29, 2007
  18. Turbo455

    440 six pack VS 455 GS

    Turbo455, Feb 17, 2008 ... 2 3
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    48
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    12,584
    yacster
    Mar 28, 2008
  19. skylark7deuce

    hayabusa

    skylark7deuce, Oct 27, 2004 ... 2 3
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    47
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    3,794
    damonwil
    Jan 4, 2005
  20. John Roberts

    Old Buick, New Hemi

    John Roberts, Aug 29, 2007 ... 2 3
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    46
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    8,790
    poison heart
    Oct 15, 2008
  21. nailheadina67

    421 Pontiac vs. Buick dual quad 425

    nailheadina67, Jul 11, 2007 ... 2 3
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    46
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    11,853
    poison heart
    Aug 10, 2007
  22. Doubleclutch

    I Got A Hot Date Wed Nite!!

    Doubleclutch, Jun 18, 2010 ... 2 3
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    45
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    8,584
    John Eberly
    Jul 23, 2010
  23. buick lover

    race soon need opinions

    buick lover, Nov 9, 2005 ... 2 3
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    45
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    2,807
    '71buickg.s.
    Dec 17, 2005
  24. jdunphy

    Modern Marvels on History Channel Drag Racing

    jdunphy, Sep 23, 2004 ... 2 3
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    45
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    4,084
    Geeto 67
    Oct 14, 2004
  25. 69GS400s

    "...Dont EVER mess with those BUICKS !!"

    69GS400s, Jul 18, 2007 ... 2 3
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    43
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    5,128
    iowasfinest
    Jul 24, 2007
  26. 70gsrick

    I should be ashamed, But I'm NOT!!!!

    70gsrick, Nov 24, 2004 ... 2 3
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    43
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    3,245
    Damian Kolosik
    Dec 30, 2004
  27. Darryl Roederer

    This one will actually make you feel sorry for the ricers

    Darryl Roederer, Apr 4, 2008 ... 2 3
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    42
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    5,295
    poison heart
    May 14, 2008
  28. staged67gspwr

    the 572 bbc thought it had a chance

    staged67gspwr, Jun 2, 2013 ... 2 3
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    41
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    9,870
    BrunoD
    Jul 15, 2013
  29. 83Stage1

    Got a laugh out of this one...

    83Stage1, Sep 10, 2004 ... 2 3
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    41
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    4,045
    nailheadina67
    Nov 28, 2004
  30. whamo

    Street Racer cartoon (CAUTION LANGUAGE)

    whamo, Apr 25, 2009 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    9,107
    r0ckstarr
    Jan 17, 2011
  31. sailbrd

    Who's going to be the first to kill a new Camaro?

    sailbrd, Mar 16, 2009 ... 2
    Replies:
    39
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    4,239
    Mike G
    May 19, 2009
  32. mechacode
    Locked

    Domestic VS Rice

    mechacode, Jul 29, 2004 ... 2
    Replies:
    39
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    3,238
    Yardley
    Aug 31, 2004
  33. 72lark350

    2000 Stang vs. 1972 Buick

    72lark350, Jun 2, 2008 ... 2
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    38
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    4,580
    72lark350
    Jul 25, 2008
  34. GS464

    Why Street Racing Is So Damn DUMB!

    GS464, Jan 14, 2008 ... 2
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    38
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    7,152
    GS464
    Feb 17, 2008
  35. 72gsxclone

    You've got to hate American rice...

    72gsxclone, Feb 9, 2004 ... 2
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    38
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    3,360
    '71buickg.s.
    Mar 24, 2004
  36. Opa

    Killed a Skyline and a 11s EVO on an non sprayed track and a new PB

    Opa, Jul 2, 2012 ... 2
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    37
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    4,937
    Opa
    Jul 14, 2012
  37. ejackson1271

    Youtube Buick Kill

    ejackson1271, Mar 3, 2009 ... 2
    Replies:
    37
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    5,521
    NJBuickRacer
    Apr 28, 2009
  38. 425olds

    buick vs olds

    425olds, Nov 4, 2008 ... 2
    Replies:
    37
    Views:
    8,271
    Johnny Angel
    Nov 28, 2008
  39. Tim

    GS455 vs Tundra first kill coming soon!

    Tim, Aug 27, 2008 ... 2
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    37
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    3,799
    poison heart
    Oct 7, 2008
  40. gospdgo

    Attack of the ricers

    gospdgo, Aug 6, 2007 ... 2
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    37
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    4,880
    poison heart
    Aug 22, 2007
  41. AlaskaBuick

    Show down!

    AlaskaBuick, Oct 21, 2006 ... 2
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    37
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    5,814
    69cloner
    Dec 13, 2006
  42. 69GS400s

    Neighborhood Corvette king SLAYED

    69GS400s, Jul 12, 2004 ... 2
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    37
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    3,522
    RATROASTER
    Aug 30, 2004
  43. buickman71

    MY buick vs. a chevy a-hole

    buickman71, Apr 26, 2004 ... 2
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    37
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    3,143
    alistair
    Jun 4, 2004
  44. R4E5G5L

    camaro ss auto

    R4E5G5L, Jul 30, 2010 ... 2
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    36
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    7,692
    Ryans-GSX
    Mar 3, 2012
  45. e_normus

    gs 455 vs ss396 chevelle

    e_normus, Apr 25, 2009 ... 2
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    6,927
    Tristan
    Jun 3, 2009
  46. 69cloner

    Got beaten by a ricer!!!

    69cloner, Jun 23, 2006 ... 2
    Replies:
    36
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    2,451
    76century
    Jun 30, 2006
  47. AlaskaBuick

    Whitewall Electra spanks the Young Lad's

    AlaskaBuick, Apr 9, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    9,373
    PGSS
    Sep 29, 2018
  48. moparman573

    Another Rustang bite's the dust.

    moparman573, Mar 19, 2006 ... 2
    Replies:
    34
    Views:
    3,050
    69cloner
    Jun 8, 2006
  49. Jacob Hinsey

    Well, I kinda won... (long post)

    Jacob Hinsey, Feb 28, 2004 ... 2
    Replies:
    34
    Views:
    3,279
    NJBuickRacer
    Mar 6, 2004
  50. VinMan

    Hellcat was shocked....

    VinMan, Apr 2, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    7,762
    Brian Albrecht
    Dec 15, 2017
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