meme thread

Dang Byoung, I want to steal something out of that store also. I love handcuffs and kinky stuff!

 

Alex is that you?

 

It most definitely is.

 

Oh sh*t, I shouldn’t say this but I will. When Alex was two years old we were driving home in my 1971 Cadillac. Instead of sitting in a stupid baby seat, he was sitting on top of the armrest right next to me. We pulled up to a traffic light and there was a hot looking blonde next to us. She was looking at Alex and he was looking at her. I told him, “Tell her I said she’s got nice tits.” She pulled her shirt up and flashed us. I wish my son was two years old again!

 

Gee, ever wonder why they are all trying to get out....... I could list bunches of reasons. Here in my county which is rural we have a big influx of NYC people fleeing the city for safe places to raise their families.