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  1. #1
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    Default Father & son & the first drink

    FATHER AND SON AND THE FIRST DRINK





    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!



    But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.



    With the bar patrons all looking on curiously, and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.



    Swoop! A torso pops out!



    The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.



    The patrons chant "Take another drink"!



    The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.



    Swoop! Two arms pops out.



    The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.



    The patrons chant "Take another drink"!



    The bartender ignores the whole affair.



    By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.



    Swoop! Two legs pop out.



    The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right....right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.



    The bar falls silent.



    The father moans in grief.



    The bartender sighs and says...

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    "He should have quit while he was a head!"
    Dana & Beth
    1972 GS fender emblem(his)
    72 TSP/PetersonBuilt SportWagonGS (hers)
    98 RegalGS SC3800 "Dimples"(hers again..wtf)
    loser of the 2009 BigRed - DaWagon rematch

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    "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
    - Mario Andretti

  2. #2
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    That's a good one! LOL
    John T. Yocum
    1969 Buick Skylark 350-2 HEI/ST300, Dual 2.25" Exhaust with Magnaflows

  3. #3
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    Two guys walk into a bar - the third one ducks....
    Steve Graff

 

 

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