Yugo-Screw_ya_self

I had this Yugo turbo that was just so baddA$$!!
Over sized tires that stuck out from the sides of the fenders.
Gold plated wheel well strips and Gold plated rocker panels..
Awesome plastic toy scuba tank w/ a NOS sticker in the back window and a full working multi directional styra-foam wing on the rear for added hi- speed stability. well i knew one day i would get lucky and the conditions would be right for a 10 second qtr mile idle crawl in my fast beast..
I found out that ahurricaine was enroute for maryland ..
I meticulously timed when the opposing eye-wall of the hurricaine would reach eagles top. The higest point on the Chesapeake delta. Elevation 400 feet MSL witha nasty 150' vertical drop.. which will be needed to fully utilise my makeshift
yellow Bug doctor hoodscoop which in turn runs very well utilising my Flowgers coffee can exhaust tip. All was ready and set for the ride of a lifetime.
All that was missing was my summit racing stickers.. Those stickers pack a wallop boys lemme tell ya. Just the added performance of the stickers is a force to contend with. Theese stickers are not to be taken lightly.
For example when i attached the sticker to my drivers side window the stored horsepower actually cracked my window. Man this is gona be a fun ride i thought. i got out my noaa radio and sat atop eagles point for 3 hours waiting for the wind to pick up for my test run of the Yugo-screwyaself burnbunny.. That thing was the fastest car ive ever had. It went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds .... Downhill and in a hurricaine..
My next attempt ill actually have the engine turned on..
I'm a force to be reckoned with boys and don't think the bandit has anyhting on me~!!

 

What?

 

I can't tell if that was serious or you're majorly burning ricers... uzzled:

 

Good question I might add. :TU:

 

It sounded like a fantasy or a dream. Like a story you tell your kids when the wife isnt close enough to hear.
I had the misfortune of driving a friends yugo once when he was too drunk. I think it would have been better off letting him drive after all. Then I let him drive my Firebird one day and he never looked back. Dam I do good work.

 

Sounds like something from that

movie where Sammy Davis jr and Dean Martin

dress up as priests and race a red Ferrari from NY to

California.

 

And by the way, the NOS stickers that you get are worth about 150-200 horsepower a piece. I think the stickers are worth more HP than the Naaaaaaaawwwwwwws itself. :eek2: Some civics achieve 200 HP just by adding a BBK sticker to their car. :shock: Don't forget, the huge rear wings and fart cans are what make Ricers so special. :moonu:

 

Yes the Nos stickers are just too powerful for that little yugo!!
Im not tryin to twist the frame guys.. LOL

Stayed tuned for my story on the most powerful Chev or lay in existance...
Yes you lay one foot and Chev the other..
You hemi hoodlums aint got sheet on my flinstone footsies!!

 

Someone stolt all my ideas gerdemmit!!
I must build another monstrocity!!!
The end result is......http://www.cardomain.com/ride/557113 :Brow:

 

trippin dude

DONT TAKE THE BROWN ACID!!AWWW...TOO LATE! p

 

Nice skylark, man. 8 seconds in the quarter mile at 185 MPH, man, that there is a hott timeslip fo sho. I think yo spinna rimz are wort a bout 50 hosepowa a pop. :eek2: I will be willin 2 bet that u could beat a mini van w/ dat. :moonu: p :grin:

 

whoops the acid makes me double my double clicks

 

its even faster in reverse.. afterall it is fwd :bglasses:

 

Dude what the heck is that??? An ironing board???

 

$4.99 @ Toys-r-Us styrafoam glider from spinmaster toys co. based out of canada. Its most effective when doing 250+ MPH down interstate 95.
Yes I admit i have to draft Hazmat Rigs in order to obtain theese neck wrenching knee slapping speeds but its well worth the investment ..
I "HIGH" ly advise obtaining one for safety and instant horsepower algamation.
:grin: :grin: p p p p :grin:
I actually stolt the nieghbors' todler's snowboard!!

 

This is too dang funny.

 

now the flowgers exhaust is 2nd to none..
deep rich bellows and a cold hard metal ruipping sound when floored....
also doubles as a potato cannon

 

The sad thing is, most guys w/ these 4 cylinder, fart canned, stickered-out, spinner rimmed, ugly beer-bottle made cheap tuner cars can't even fry rice on their intake manifolds after racing for about an hour. ou: On my 231 v6, I could start the car up and let it run a good 2 or 3 minutes, give it a few revs, shut the motor off, and pour some of big bens rice bowls into the pan and fry the rice right on the intake manifold, w/ the ENGINE TURNED OFF. The main reason we call a lot of imports, "ricers" is because they come from the country where rice is a national favorite, and as well american cars have to problem frying these cars on the strip, through a slalom, on a top end race, you name it, american cars will fry it. ou: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:grin:

 

dooooood, you are sooooooo stoned. you've been hanging with Mr. Towly, haven't you?

to obtain theese neck wrenching knee slapping speeds

yeah, i'll second that.

bob rates this thread 5 stars. would read again. :TU:

 

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I can chirp gears on my lawnmower too..
If i spray down the driveway i can get her to fish tail all the way up it..
I really hope my yugo-screw-yaself performs like a 5 hp cubcadet.
I'll be happy!!