WRX Beat down in the Wagon! 1st Kill

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by AlaskaBuick, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. AlaskaBuick

    AlaskaBuick Well-Known Member

    :grin:
    Rolling the wagon after I finally have got it Dialed in. Still got the 2.73 one wheel rear end. But did'nt matter.

    Was rolling down the main drag in Fairbanks and I spot a WRX SPI or somthing like that, the one with the Big giant scoop that everyone now days is trembling about, you know the one.

    I pass him at the light and he catches me just at the next red light, peeerfect line up. He looks over and drops his window to listen to the rum and bump of the stage 2. By now he has spotted my window sticker of my grocery getter stating "Will Race for Food". He Kind of had this funny look on his face as people do when they spot a GS Wagon with the 455 on the side. suprised he could hear my car with the pounding base speakers he had going.

    The light turns green and it was on, I hear his turbo whinning and the poping of the pop off valve,. Right about then I hit my switch pitch and kick the ole girl into high stahl (4000), slam the gas and G-force Time baby!
    I immediatly put a car length on him and from their on it was just a sudden fade of the WRX in my rear view mirror...SPANK DOWN!

    We hit the next red light and I am waiting for him with the Chesser Cat Grin on my Face. He rolls down his window and yells,
    " Man that Mother F#@#$% Wagon is fast!!"


    I yell back, yea dont tell my Mom I was racing Her Wagon!
    He says " yea right!"

    Den

    :beer
     
  2. MR.BUICK

    MR.BUICK Guest

    Great kill Den-:laugh:-"Don't tell my mom I was racing with her wagon!":laugh: That's a good one. Another one bites the Dust:moonu: :beer :3gears: :TU:

    -Cody
     
  3. cjp69

    cjp69 Gold Level Contributor

    Woo Hoo,

    Good Kill Den!!!!

    Bet it is nice to be rolling the wagon again, must mean you got that new torque converter in. Lot easier to sneak up on them in than the GN isn't it?

    When you gonna get the gears in that thing? You and Dad need to load up the cars in the trailer and bring up down here some time. Either that, or I need to find an excuse to make it up to Alaska!

    Take Care,

    Chris
     
  4. mechacode

    mechacode Well-Known Member

    A stage 2 motor in a wagon, talk about a sleeper!
     
  5. skyphix

    skyphix Well-Known Member

    *STi

    and nice kill, coming from an STi owner :)
     
  6. "will race for food"-->priceless!
     
  7. Leviathan

    Leviathan Inmate of the Month

    Damn those sleeping Wagons.

    Great kill Den!
     
  8. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Priceless....... :beer :TU: :beer
     
  9. Leviathan

    Leviathan Inmate of the Month

    Hmmm. Us Wagon folk need to get a sign made up:

    "455 on Board"
     
  10. AlaskaBuick

    AlaskaBuick Well-Known Member

    one more kill for the wagon

    Thanks, yep I was laughing soo hard..

    I always like to do my Patent wave out the window when I am pulling away, you know the Bye, Bye wave..they hate that..

    I Spanked another one on Saturday night. Was on the same street this time with my 5 year & old 1 year old Boys and Wife.

    Here we go, we hit the red light and I look over and it is here is "Mr.Rico Suave Cool breeze" sitting their in his 90 Iroc convertable with pipes and rims, ETc, I know this car a friend of mine built it years ago,has Nitrous... Rico Has his cool Dude Shades on with the tunes cranking. Hair is slicked back and ready for the big Saturday night in Fairbanks. He looks over hearing the ole thup, thup of the Buick (has the same confused look on his face as the WRX guy). He cracks this grin as he looks over at Den with the two kids in the Child seats, Bench seat column shift, roof rack, my Wife sitting next to me, I got on my "Nerd Boy Gomer Pile" saftey glasses since I did not have a cool pair of shades like Rico..

    light turns green and he pounds it, I nail it and insenerate the rear tire (Duuhhhhhh "Nice one Den"). He pulls 3 car lengths on me immediately I swear. Now my Wife and Kids are thinking the mighty wagon is going to get pounded. Wrong! I soon get some traction and we begin to reel ole Rico in, Walk the Dawg Babey!......Come to Daddy I am screaming as my family is laughing, We walk down the ole Rico like a Late Freight on the 2-3 shift........Bye Bye Cool Breeze..... Rico did not want to play any more.

    Slaughter!
     
  11. cjp69

    cjp69 Gold Level Contributor

    So now that your wife is talking to you again:grin:

    Do you think she is starting to come around to the old wagon?

    Did you get all of your "chores" done and get yourself out of the dog house?:moonu:

    Chris
     
  12. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    Den, this is GREAT! Keep' em Coming! ROFL:laugh: :laugh:
     
  13. buickx

    buickx Well-Known Member

    Den.... I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.... what no cops around? it must be like the wild west up there.....:beer




    owen
     
  14. AlaskaBuick

    AlaskaBuick Well-Known Member

    Last Frontier

    Well there are plenty of Troopers around, but most of them have road in my car...

    So I get away with alot..

    Dennis
     

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