Blonde buys a new Datsun in 1977 and gets her foot caught in the steering wheel while trying to turn on the high beams.
Thanks for the chuckle Here's a clean blonde joke for you all; How do you know a blonde is making chocolate chip cookies? Look for the M & M shells on the ground... Cheers all,
the blonde asking for a 710 cap in the parts store: The other day I was in the local auto part store. A nice blonde comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it on," they asked? I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 2-1/2 inches in diameter. What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there." One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 2-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
A long time ago, I was at a parts store (Whitlock, I think), when this motherly looking woman asked for a part. The guy behind the counter asked her what kind of car it was for. ‘A BLUE one!” she said. The counter guy, to his credit, didn’t laugh hysterically like his coworkers.
By the end of May, there will be no blondes. But when hairdressers are back to work , stores will be out of hair dye/bleach!!
And to think that I thought my sister was just about the only person conflicted with that disease... She couldn't tell you one F*&#$_ g thing about her vehicle other than the color of the car... and she is color-blind to top it off... So she may describe her car as "BLUE" when it is actually purple... And she won't even know if it is a Cadillac, a Ford, or a Nissan... It really helps when she's getting a new to her car... She just about freaked when her son bought a Mystic Mustang Cobra..."That car... Its changing colors!!!"