These Gators are getting worse!! I'm moving back to Jersey!!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 70aqua_custom, Apr 20, 2017.

  1. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

  2. faster

    faster Well-Known Member

    He's just looking for a chew toy! I'd bet $100 those people have a dog and the gator knew it; he/she saw it on their property.

    I've lived in central and south Florida since 1978/

    Gators only bite you when you when you ask them to. They don't pursue you like a croc will unless you get near their lair or their babies. Don't bring bait AKA your dog (they love dog) to the water to go fishing or skiing with you and you won't get bit. I have fished and skied and swam here since 1978 and only once had to move out of the way of a gator passing through. They are not like sharks that bite fist and ask questions later.

    Mikey
     
  3. stagetwo65

    stagetwo65 Wheelie King

    C'mon Andy...Come back home! That way, you and I could meet for Dickie Dee's Italian hot dogs every week!!
     
  4. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

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    Yeah andy, re-join the N.E. Mafia. See you when I visit the Moonman for the Turbo-Nats in May.
     
  5. DugsSin

    DugsSin Well-Known Member

    I'd rather have the gators as neighbors, more civilized than what we have in C.J. They eat dog too.
     
  6. Jim Weise

    Jim Weise EFI/DIS 482

    Some alligator comes after one of my dogs, and it will find itself as a new pair of boots and handbag, very quickly..

    'course not much problem with that in central MN, but they did find one in a lake recently.. was a Pet that got away, or was "disposed of"..

    JW
     
  7. copperheadgs1

    copperheadgs1 copperheadgs1

    There are way worse things in Nee Jersey. Chris Cristy might bite your arm off too!
     
  8. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    If they just left it alone, it would have left on it's own eventually.
     
  9. GSX 554

    GSX 554 Gold Level Contributor

    Gov. Krispy Kream might be hungry
     
  10. Hawken

    Hawken Hawken


    ... or, eat it.
     
  11. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    I came from da freakin' HOOD, a Louisville Slugger upside that gators head would make him think twice about commin' on my porch ! ! !
     
  12. faster

    faster Well-Known Member

    That is one show I would pay to watch! Ha, ha, ha...

    Mikey
     

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