Flying moose lands on car's roof http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=496559 I can't make this stuff up. - Freed
".....and this just in. To Commemorate 100 years of flight, Amelia - Norway's Only Flying Moose - thought she would rehearse her routine before this springs' airshow. When asked if she miscalculated the thermals after her headlong jump off a cliff, Amelia - now dead and lying across the roof of a car at the base of the cliff - simply had no comment" o No:
Where do you find such stuff :laugh: Did you see the link at the bottom for 'Drunken moose alert in southern Norway'
Fleeing from Bullwinkle , Amelia suddenly realized that she was not able to fly like his smaller friend Rocky and sadly plummeted to her death,but not before taking out a ricer and scaring the crap out of some unsuspecting Norwegian couple.When approached for comment, the couple only said" if my movie was as bad as that mooses was ,I'd jump too!!"
In related news - Auto maunfacturer Volvo was reported to be undertaking an emergency redesign of their product line to ensure compliance with the new European Union "flying moose" safety testing standards. Ollie Svenson, head of Volvo's 340 member product design committee, was quoted as saying "This will give us a chance to make the cars EVEN UGLIER".
An unprecedented terrorist attack occured in Norway today. A car traveling a few kilometers south of Vatnestrom in Iveland township was a victim of a WMD (weapon of moose destruction). The splinter group Bullwinkle Jihad, with proven ties to the Iraqi government, has claimed responsibility and promises that more attacks will occur. American government officials, fearing a wave of WMD attacks on US soil have urged motorists to cover their cars with duct tape and plastic sheeting. A UN resolution demanding that Iraq destroy it's stock of WMDs is in process. Several nations and greenpeace oppose it. The French, fearing WMD attacks on their own soil, promptly surrendered to Iraq. :grin: ........Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waiter. :Brow:
We should be able to enjoy humor like that for many years!!:laugh: :laugh: They make it too easy!ou: :Brow:
