It was right there! I guess it must have turned into a sheet tossing contest after I went to bed. Cracks me up! Good morning all!!! Sure wish my lower back wasn't killing me. It's 6:13 AM, and I'd love to take a walk through the neighborhood, but my back says NO! I'm sitting here with a heat pad tucked in my pants and under my shirt plugged into the wall. I can't even get another cup of coffee without tripping over wires. HELP!!! I'm stuck!!!
a little Baileys will go well in that boring coffee! I just got off a dosage of Doans finishing up a Blazer for a friend, I know what you are going thru my friend. Do some back stretching on the ground or if you lived close I lend you my inverted table. Best money spent for my back. Sucks getting old! Fernando
Whut chew needs John boy is a taste of the shine sonny! EVEN makes penguins disappear er ur so many sheets to the wind ya don’t even knowz if their thar! Werkz either way!
P.S. I know you have a 50-50 (front or back)chance butt make sure you have that heatin pad tucked in the correct side.
I feel yer pain (literally John as my back WAS shot & THEN a kid PLOWED into us at over 40 mph without touching the brake the other week!) so I checked with our local know-it-all, Festus from NAPA. He said when his back flares up he does Germ-X jello shots with just a hint O liquid lime & then downs a can of Charles Chips & repeats as necessary.
ya might be wanting to hit ole Batman up for some “Bat anti-penguin spray” although it currently appears that he and his Old bum...Er Old Scum...erk I mean OLD CHUM were at least temporarily out! Lmao!
JOHN!!!! Batten Down the hatches mate! Despite EXTREME measures our Dynamic Duo was unable to stop the incessant onslaught of the PENGUINS!
As a matter of fact in the aftermath of their victory against the previously heralded Dynamic Duo the Penguins have further upped their tactics to previously unwitnessed levels of blind rage. Prepare for the worst & be happy with anything less. Good luck my brother......they are coming!
FURTHER REPORTS CONFIRM THEY ARE NOW IN UNIFIED FORMATION AND HEADED RAPIDLY IN YOUR DIRECTION!!! Hope your back is healed!
Be careful and just Assume that some advanced scouts may be already at your location looking for weak points!
